I used to have really cool superpower aspirations, like flying or to be invisible. My imaginary superpowers now are sad and pathetic.
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My Dream Superpower Is Getting More Pathetic The Older I Become
December 23rd, 2010 
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Posted in About Max, girls, money, relationships, writing 
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No Comments »Which Gym Is Right For Me? Flow Chart
January 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in Favorites, health Tags: 24 hour fitness, bored at work, cheap gym, choose a gym, comedy, crunch, curves, exercise, fitness, flow chart, funny, funny flow chart, gold's, gym, gym flow chart, gym membership, lucille roberts, math, nysc, pick gym, right gym, sports, work, working out, workout brands, workouts No Comments »Awkward Moment At Work
October 1st, 2009 maxlance1 The Meisner acting kicks in after a few seconds. Watch it on YouTube here: http://tr.im/AnDX [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enkxBNbM8qU]
Economic Cutbacks
April 23rd, 2009 maxlance1 So the economy is in the toilet and all my friends are losing their jobs and companies are cutting back in every facet they can find. I get that this might be a necessity in the current times, but what I don’t get is that if they do all this when the economy is bad, [...]
Slave Labor Bureaucracy
April 22nd, 2009 maxlance1 Being back in school I thought it would be a productive use of my time to find an internship. Found a great one, but had to deal with a massive load of paperwork to get the unpaid internship in motion. I feel like there is way too much bureaucratic work that goes in to being [...]
Homeless Shopping Cart Balancing
April 21st, 2009 maxlance1 Ever see a homeless guy who’s so organized and efficient at collecting empty bottle and soda cans that you’re shocked he’s unemployed and homeless? Every time I see one of those people (and by ‘those people,’ obviously I mean black people), it doesn’t cease to baffle me. Not because of the fact that they’re doing [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: garbage, groceries, homeless, jobs, new york, trash, work No Comments »Already-Pressed Elevator Button
April 21st, 2009 maxlance1 I get way too infuriated when I’m waiting for an elevator with the up or down button already pressed and lit, when someone comes over and presses it again. Do you not trust me, madam? Clearly it’s pressed. Clearly I’m standing here. Clearly I’m not retarded. Have you ever seen someone just hanging out by [...]
Dream Integration
April 21st, 2009 maxlance1 The title of this post sounds like I’ve allowed black people into my dreams. I like it when you’re in a deep sleep and your alarm goes off or your phone rings or a lawnmower starts outside and instead of waking up, you just integrate the noise into whatever dream you’re having. I got a [...]
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.