I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
Posts Tagged ‘women’
Under No Circumstances Can Hot Girls Define Themselves as Nerds
July 23rd, 2009
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Hot girls, or even mildly attractive ones for that matter, have zero right to call themselves nerds under any circumstance. Even if they actually are nerds in the traditional sense, a hot girl can never in any way be a real nerd. If a girl is hot – no matter what her interest are – [...]
Dating in Los Angeles
April 22nd, 2009
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Ever see that kids movie Fievel Goes West about a rodent trying to cross America, or something like that? There’s this part where the rodent and his friend are separated and lost and wandering alone through the desert. They keep seeing mirages and oases. Suddenly they walk right past each other (the odds of this [...]
Why the French Are the Worst in Bed
April 22nd, 2009
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In my modest dating experience with girls from around the world, I’ve come to the conclusion that the French are the worst lovers in the world. And from talking with friends, it seems like it’s a similar experience, the French person they’ve slept with have been their worst. But I don’t think that they’re especially [...]
