July 9th, 2010 
maxlance1 With the exciting news that Cristiano Ronaldo knocked up an American hottie (one of our best exports) and is now trying to play it off as a cover-up/surrogate situation, the United States national team might have finally turned a corner in international soccer. This is the break that Sunil Gulati and Bob Bradley have needed [...]
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No Comments » May 4th, 2010 maxlance1 7. United States Hooray, we won a beauty pageant. Oh, wait, our entire back line is recovering from crippling injuries and we’re stuck with a jersey with a white-on-white sash on the front. The USA jersey is a poor throwback to the 1950 England win, but maybe these will distract the Brits. 6. Portugal The [...]
Posted in fashion, Soccer, sports Tags: 2010 world cup, best and worst world cup jerseys, best world cup jerseys, brazil jersey, buy soccer equipment online, buy us soccer jersey, buy usa soccer jersey, buy usa soccer kit, free online soccer equipment, italy jersey, soccer equipment, soccer equipment deals, south africa, united states soccer jersey, us soccer, us soccer cheap, us soccer discount, us soccer jersey, us soccer review, usa soccer, usa soccer discount, usa soccer jersey, world cup, world cup jersey reviews, world cup jerseys, world cup kits, world cup south africa, worst world cup jerseys No Comments » May 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 We are almost one month away from the biggest global sporting event. More than a billion people worldwide will be glued to televisions despite all your soccer hating. Soccer jerseys (or footie kits) are as much of a business worldwide as your Kobe replica threads, so here’s my rundown on the best and worst of [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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