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February 19th, 2010 
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No Comments »I Hate When The Weather Girl’s Giant Tits Block The Weekend Lows
February 8th, 2010 maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, girls, los angeles, news, television Tags: ads, advertisements, anchorman, antarctica, barometric pressure, cold, dew point, driving, girls, hot chicks, hot weather girl, jet stream, l.a., la traffic, los angeles, los angeles weather, news, north face, penguins, ron burgundy, sexy weather girl, spanish news, telemundo, television, traffic, tv, weather, weather terms, weathergirl, women 1 Comment »The Entire Purpose of the Valley Is For Hidden Camera MTV Shows. And That's Why We Need It
September 29th, 2009 maxlance1 When I moved to L.A., I wasn’t sure why the San Fernando Valley existed. I know it’s cheaper than living in L.A. and you can get a backyard and crappy neighbors, but can’t you do that anywhere without also having to deal with the traffic, heat, forest fires and having to tell people that you [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: los angeles, MTV, porn, reality shows, San Fernando Valley, The Valley, tv 1 Comment »Rejected "This is SportsCenter" Advertisement
May 12th, 2009 maxlance1 INT. HOSPITAL DELIVERY ROOM – DAY Doctors and nurses are in a frantic rush to try to successfully deliver a kind of baby they’ve never seen before. The heart-rate monitor BEEPS rapidly. People are running around in commotion. Bloodied medical equipment is being passed around with fervor. DOCTOR She needs a Cesarean. There’s no other [...]
Dream Girl
March 6th, 2009 maxlance1 Do you ever wish that you could take the most appealing qualities from a variety of girls you have dated and assemble them into one megatron-perfect girl? The thing that surprises me the most about this, isn’t the fact that I would do it, but how many qualities I would incorporate to accomplish the feat. [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.