Posts Tagged ‘traffic’

I Hate When The Weather Girl’s Giant Tits Block The Weekend Lows

I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]

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Why Beckham Doesn't Want to Return to L.A.

A couple years ago David Beckham signed up to the play for the L.A. Galaxy MLS team with the promise of making soccer matter in America, which was sort of like if Tony Blair had joined Air America radio to make that matter as well. Two months ago, the Galaxy loaned him to an Italian [...]

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More NY vs. LA

The way that people drive in Los Angeles is the way that people argue in New York City. Both require an instinctual level of offense-minded aggression with complete disregard to the possibility that you could be liable, at fault or wrong. You will also continue to regale tales of both to disinterested coworkers in a [...]

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