Everyone knows that sex in the shower is overrated as it is. Someone is always freezing, there’s too many soapy chemicals around that don’t have that Johnson & Johnson no-tears promise (unrelated to the sex), you can always slip and get into some Final Destination-type hilarity injury. But to compound that is if you make [...]
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Is Going Down On a Girl In the Shower The Same Feeling As Being Waterboarded?
September 10th, 2009
maxlance1 We Should Convert Closed Terrorist Detainee Camps Into Theme Parks
May 21st, 2009
maxlance1 There’s a lot of controversy going on about whether Guantanamo should be closed. But it seems to me that with wide-open spaces in warm-weather locations completely fenced off and vacated we’re missing the perfect opportunity to convert them into amusement parks. Not only regular Six Flags amusement parks, but terrorist detainee-themed amusement parks. Let’s just [...]

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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.