February 8th, 2010 
maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
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1 Comment » January 25th, 2010 maxlance1 Jersey Shore had its season finale last week with the genuine bombshell leading to Sammi and Ronnie breaking up (I’m not sure which was the guy and the girl). Italian-American defamation leagues did their usual protesting and boycotting of MTV, arguing that the show promotes negative stereotypes of Italian heritage. The protesters then threatened to [...]
Posted in commercials, entertainment, food, television Tags: activism, defamation, defamation league, domino, dominos, dominos pizza, guidos, italian americans, italians, italy, jersey shore, jersey shore finale, jersey shore mtv, jersey shore tv, jersey shore tv show, mario brothers, MTV, new jersey, new york, pizza, protestors, protests, queens, ronnie, sammi, snookie, sopranos, super mario, tan, tanning, tanning beds, television, the situation, video games No Comments » October 19th, 2009 maxlance1 Everyone is upset over the Heene family pulling off the hoax that got us on edge for the sake of pitching their reality show, but can you honestly think of a better pilot you’ve watched in the last couple years? Not only was this the greatest pilot-presentation that I’ve ever seen, but I’m desperate to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: balloon boy, falcon heene, heene family hoax, reality shows, reality tv, television, tv shows No Comments » August 11th, 2009 maxlance1 It seems like every argument over abortion, health care, right-to-die and euthanasia always comes down to pro-life and pro-choice. But where’s the other end of the spectrum? Pro-life seems very right wing. Pro-choice seems very centrist – do what you like – but where is the far left-wing opinion? The pro-death people if you will. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: euthanasia, fox, health care, kevorkian, medicare, reality shows, social security, television No Comments » July 6th, 2009 maxlance1 I hate when you’re flipping through the TV channels and come across a movie you really want to watch, just to find out a split second later that the whole thing has been dubbed in Spanish. Can’t they add English subtitles to the original English movie for these frustrating situations? We gave them the channels [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: english, entertainment, movies, spanish, television, tv shows No Comments » May 22nd, 2009 maxlance1 All the networks have announced their new Fall schedules. You can find the respective previews for all the shows for CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX and the CW networks. The analysis on these pickups usually come in September, but why not start laying the morning lines on which ones will be canceled first. So if you’re [...]
Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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