November 30th, 2011 
maxlance1 Call me paranoid, but I am pretty certain that my cadre of help that I employ around the house are starting to work together and not just to clean my bathtub. I am growing more and more suspicious that they are writing a book detailing their awful experiences incurred by working for me. I don’t [...]
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No Comments » July 5th, 2011 maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
Posted in America, language, los angeles, new york, Politics, race, travel, war Tags: accurate racism, american extremists, american racism, arabs, asians, chinese, cultural differences, cultures, damascus, difference between muslim and arab, difference between muslim and sikh, england racism, extremism, extremists, hindus, incorrect racism, indians, indians and sikhs, Iraq, japanese, koreans, kurdistan, kurds, middle east, middle east cultures, middle east religions, minorities, muslim extremists, muslim racism, muslims, pakistanis, politcal correctness, politcally correct racism, politcally correct racists, race, racism, racist tea partiers, racist tea party, religion, sikhs, syria, terrorism, terrorists No Comments » April 15th, 2010 maxlance1 When our country is currently shackled by two wars being fought against a shadowy enemy, it’s nice to have a miniseries that takes us back to the classic days of being allowed to be obligatorily racist against specific groups of people. The Pacific, HBO’s ten-part miniseries about the Japanese theater of World War Two, harkens [...]
Posted in entertainment, race, television, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, afghanistan war, army, asians, black people, gulf war, hbo miniseries, hbo racist, hbo shows, hbo tv shows, hispanics, Iraq War, islam, japan, japanese people, japs, marines, military, pacific, pacific theater, pacific war, race, racism, sunni, the pacific, the pacific hbo, the pacific miniseries, the pacific miniseries hbo, the pacific miniseries racist, the pacific racist, war against japan, white people, world war 2, world war two No Comments » February 1st, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in Graphs and Charts, health Tags: age, ageing, aging, elderly people, funny noises, getting older, grandma, grandpa, grandparents, hoackey, hoaky, old noises, old people, old people noises, old people sounds, old timer's day, old timey, race jokes, racism, racist jokes, screaming, stories, storytelling, the elderly No Comments » May 7th, 2009 maxlance1 It might be The Rise of the Machines, but apparently this means it’s also the rise of ignorant, offensive and downright racist portrayals of robots by the “Liberal” Hollywood elite. Movies like the upcoming Terminator Salvation do nothing but reinforce the stereotype of robots being violent, murderous killing machines that are hell-bent on destroying the [...]
February 17th, 2009 maxlance1 Last week I went over to pub quiz with a couple people and fortunately got there early because a huge turnout ensued. We snagged a table but had room for one person to pick up from the group of strangers and we committed some severe nerd profiling. It was weird because we did at pub [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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