November 30th, 2011 
maxlance1 Call me paranoid, but I am pretty certain that my cadre of help that I employ around the house are starting to work together and not just to clean my bathtub. I am growing more and more suspicious that they are writing a book detailing their awful experiences incurred by working for me. I don’t [...]
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No Comments » July 5th, 2011 maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
Posted in America, language, los angeles, new york, Politics, race, travel, war Tags: accurate racism, american extremists, american racism, arabs, asians, chinese, cultural differences, cultures, damascus, difference between muslim and arab, difference between muslim and sikh, england racism, extremism, extremists, hindus, incorrect racism, indians, indians and sikhs, Iraq, japanese, koreans, kurdistan, kurds, middle east, middle east cultures, middle east religions, minorities, muslim extremists, muslim racism, muslims, pakistanis, politcal correctness, politcally correct racism, politcally correct racists, race, racism, racist tea partiers, racist tea party, religion, sikhs, syria, terrorism, terrorists No Comments » April 15th, 2010 maxlance1 When our country is currently shackled by two wars being fought against a shadowy enemy, it’s nice to have a miniseries that takes us back to the classic days of being allowed to be obligatorily racist against specific groups of people. The Pacific, HBO’s ten-part miniseries about the Japanese theater of World War Two, harkens [...]
Posted in entertainment, race, television, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, afghanistan war, army, asians, black people, gulf war, hbo miniseries, hbo racist, hbo shows, hbo tv shows, hispanics, Iraq War, islam, japan, japanese people, japs, marines, military, pacific, pacific theater, pacific war, race, racism, sunni, the pacific, the pacific hbo, the pacific miniseries, the pacific miniseries hbo, the pacific miniseries racist, the pacific racist, war against japan, white people, world war 2, world war two No Comments » June 4th, 2009 maxlance1 Why is it that whenever the Muslim World gathers for a speech, conference or convention they all manage to fit the exact stereotype depicted in the opening fight sequence of every David Zucker movie? It’s almost as if they watched the introduction of Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun or An American Carroll right before [...]
Posted in Favorites, Uncategorized Tags: batman, culture, islam, muslim, Obama, race, religion No Comments » June 2nd, 2009 maxlance1 First Grand Martial of the Gay Pride Parade First Taliban First ten-year-old First kitten First High Times Magazine French Edition Editor First Sanjay Gupta First aborted fetus.
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: conservatives, liberals, Obama, race, sotomayor, supreme court No Comments » April 30th, 2009 maxlance1 More aid is being sent to Africa, more U2 songs are being written and more kids are being whisked away by Pitt-Jolie Ltd., yet the continent still can’t get on stable footing. It’s made me wonder if Africa – the entire Continent – is the Los Angeles Clippers of land masses. Year after year, Africa [...]
April 22nd, 2009 maxlance1 Being back in school I thought it would be a productive use of my time to find an internship. Found a great one, but had to deal with a massive load of paperwork to get the unpaid internship in motion. I feel like there is way too much bureaucratic work that goes in to being [...]
Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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