January 20th, 2012 
maxlance1 *Crap, I wrote this then found out that NY Magazine did essentially the article first. Meh, mine is better. Watching the screeners for the 2012 Oscars and keeping up with the GOP debates makes me feel an identical apathy for this year’s crop of movies and Republicans. Whether they lulled in the race until one [...]
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No Comments » March 28th, 2011 maxlance1 Many people are quick to label America the best country in the world, and there was something about this grand proclamation that struck a cord that I finally placed. It is exactly when loser fans of high-spending winning teams say that their team is the best in the world, yet the fans themselves have never done anything in their lives but cheer on real winners.
America might be the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers, but Americans are the fans of the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers. A bunch of loud and overweight chest-thumping losers who failed to live up to the potential of top players on the field. Instead, we question the decisions of leaders and pick fights with rivals.
Posted in America, Baseball, history, news, sports, war Tags: a-rod, alex rodriguez, america, america is not the best country in the world, america is the best, america is the worst country in the world, americans are like yankee fans, analogies, annoying sports fans, baseball, basketball, best country in the world, bleacher creacher, boston garden, c.c. sabathia, cc sabathia, celtics, fans, funny fan stories, lakers, libya, philadelphia sports fans, political pundit shows, politics, sabathia, sports, sports fans, sports in america, steelers, steinbrenner, td bank north garden, united states, united states of america, war, war in libya, worst sports fans, Yankee Stadium, yankee stadium fans, yankees No Comments » July 1st, 2009 maxlance1 If politicians spent their own money to have affairs and sex scandals – not tax dollars – there should be no reason for them to resign if they get busted, provided that they’re a good politician. I don’t know if this Sanford guy was doing a good job or not because I don’t stay up [...]
Posted in Favorites, Uncategorized Tags: affairs, mark sanford, politics, prostitutes, prostitution, sex scandal, spitzer No Comments » May 21st, 2009 maxlance1 There’s a lot of controversy going on about whether Guantanamo should be closed. But it seems to me that with wide-open spaces in warm-weather locations completely fenced off and vacated we’re missing the perfect opportunity to convert them into amusement parks. Not only regular Six Flags amusement parks, but terrorist detainee-themed amusement parks. Let’s just [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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