Posts Tagged ‘old people’
Age Vs. Number of Noises Made While Sitting Down Graph
February 1st, 2010 
maxlance1 
Posted in Graphs and Charts, health 
Tags: age, ageing, aging, elderly people, funny noises, getting older, grandma, grandpa, grandparents, hoackey, hoaky, old noises, old people, old people noises, old people sounds, old timer's day, old timey, race jokes, racism, racist jokes, screaming, stories, storytelling, the elderly 
No Comments »Why I Pity The Older Girls I Date
December 30th, 2009 maxlance1 It should definitely be noted that people other than myself express pity for the girls I date, but that’s more personality-driven, I think. And also I need to mention that by “older,” I just mean older than me. I’m not hanging out at bingo parlors to snag myself a taut sixty-two-year-old, even though there would [...]
Posted in Dating, relationships, Sex Tags: cougar, cougar town, cougars, courtney cox, date older women, dating in your twenties, dating older women, families, family planning, friends, kids, love, old people, older women, relationships, romance, sex, twenties No Comments »Why Is It That Larry David Defies the Rule of Old People Not Being Funny?
June 15th, 2009 maxlance1 Caught the new Woody Allen movie, Whatever Works, yesterday. And Larry David completely saves it, to the point where it’s actually a decent film. And it made me wonder why he has managed to be one of a very small number of the older-60 set who still manages to be funny despite being old. Why [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: comedy, curb your enthusiasm, larry david, movies, old people, seinfeld, senior citizens, whatever works, woody allen No Comments »Bad Memory is Like When Google Maps Doesn't Have the Image If You Zoom In Too Far
May 20th, 2009 maxlance1 I don’t want to say I’m getting old or even older because people in their twenties don’t really have any reason to gripe about anything. But does anyone else have those little moments where a name of a person or movie or album that you’re trying to recall just isn’t there? It is sort of [...]
Old People, New Technology
February 17th, 2009 maxlance1 It’s been noted before that old people suck at new technology. I get frightening e-mails in response when I send an attached file to my grandma. These responses tend to include about a hundred exclamation and question marks requesting detailed instructions as to how the story I was sharing managed to crash her computer. But I shouldn’t [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: communication, computers, future, old people, senior citizens, technology, teleporting No Comments »
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.