April 10th, 2010 
maxlance1 The explosion in tensions in Kyrgyzstan this week showed how susceptible governments are if they oppress citizens and command a weak police presence. We have all learned that you can’t keep citizens from the vowels they deserve. I’m not exactly sure where Kyrgyzstan is located. I tried searching for it on Google Maps, but instead [...]
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No Comments » June 4th, 2009 maxlance1 Why is it that whenever the Muslim World gathers for a speech, conference or convention they all manage to fit the exact stereotype depicted in the opening fight sequence of every David Zucker movie? It’s almost as if they watched the introduction of Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun or An American Carroll right before [...]
Posted in Favorites, Uncategorized Tags: batman, culture, islam, muslim, Obama, race, religion No Comments » June 2nd, 2009 maxlance1 First Grand Martial of the Gay Pride Parade First Taliban First ten-year-old First kitten First High Times Magazine French Edition Editor First Sanjay Gupta First aborted fetus.
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: conservatives, liberals, Obama, race, sotomayor, supreme court No Comments » May 21st, 2009 maxlance1 There’s a lot of controversy going on about whether Guantanamo should be closed. But it seems to me that with wide-open spaces in warm-weather locations completely fenced off and vacated we’re missing the perfect opportunity to convert them into amusement parks. Not only regular Six Flags amusement parks, but terrorist detainee-themed amusement parks. Let’s just [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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