The Corn Refiners Association lobbied the Food and Drug Administration to change the name of high fructose corn syrup to corn sugar last week. Here are some options for alternative proposals:
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Alternative Name Changes for High Fructose Corn Syrup
September 29th, 2010 
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No Comments »Do Somali Pirates Appreciate Pirate Jokes?
September 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 This post might be a little tricky to pull off due to only a nascent understanding of puns in the native Somali language, but I wonder if Somalia has some version of their own pirate jokes to regale their future raiders and crusaders like we have here. The first question has to be whether the [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, Uncategorized, war Tags: africa, aids, argh, best pirate jokes, crisis, cruises, current events, fertile crescent, funniest pirate jokes, guns, hijacking, horn of africa, hostages, hotel rwanda, kidnapping, military, news, pirate day, pirate jokes, pirate puns, pirates, pirating, raids, rwanda, seas, Somali pirates, somalia, somalia pirates, somalia pirates information, talk like a pirate, talk like a pirate day, war, world issues No Comments »The Kyrgyzstan Revolt Is What Happens When Citizens Are Denied Vowels
April 10th, 2010 maxlance1 The explosion in tensions in Kyrgyzstan this week showed how susceptible governments are if they oppress citizens and command a weak police presence. We have all learned that you can’t keep citizens from the vowels they deserve. I’m not exactly sure where Kyrgyzstan is located. I tried searching for it on Google Maps, but instead [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, balkans, consonants, current events, daily show, english, government, history, jokes about Kyrgyzstan, jokes on current events, kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Kyrgyzstan jokes, Kyrgyzstan news, Kyrgyzstan overthrow, Kyrgyzstan revolt, Kyrgyzstan revolution, Kyrgyzstan riots, Kyrgyzstan unrest, language, language jokes, military, netherlands, news, news jokes, Obama, poland, post soviet countries, post soviet future, post soviet states, press, russia, soviet bloc, soviet union, troops, unrest, vowels, war, weekend update No Comments »I Hate When The Weather Girl’s Giant Tits Block The Weekend Lows
February 8th, 2010 maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, girls, los angeles, news, television Tags: ads, advertisements, anchorman, antarctica, barometric pressure, cold, dew point, driving, girls, hot chicks, hot weather girl, jet stream, l.a., la traffic, los angeles, los angeles weather, news, north face, penguins, ron burgundy, sexy weather girl, spanish news, telemundo, television, traffic, tv, weather, weather terms, weathergirl, women 1 Comment »
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.