November 12th, 2010 
maxlance1 This shouldn’t be a nostalgia day. It’s a perfect seventy degrees in the Southland while NYC is getting knocked with those freezing water rain pelts (I think there is another word for this). I was just thinking about how all the fun has been taken out of reading ever since I moved west. This is [...]
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No Comments » March 29th, 2010 maxlance1 Where are all the Coco supporters today in news that the unloved and slighted V train is going to be eliminated under the new budget cuts? The V was hardly given a chance to shine and it showed moments of brilliance before having the axe handed down because the MTA panicked over expenditures. The V [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: 6th avenue line, bdfv, conan obrien, cuts in subway service, fare increase, future subway map, I'm with coco, ind trains, m replaces v, m train, m train replacing v train, metrocard, mta budget, mta budget cuts, mta service cuts, new service new york subway, new subway map, new subway service, new york city, new york city subway, new york subway, no more v train, service changes new york, subway, subway budget cuts, transportation, v, v train, w train 1 Comment » January 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Whenever it rains in New York, the street vendors come out in full force to hawk umbrellas, but I could never figure out why they were more aggressive with their sales pitch than any other person along Times Square. The knockoff wallet dude is always chill, sitting along the sidewalk playing dominoes with cell phone [...]
Posted in language, new york Tags: africa, africans, cell phone covers, cheap bags, cheap gucci, cheap prada, communications, confused, cultural differences, english, foreign, foreigners, imitation, immigrants, immigration, knockoff bags, knockoff wallets, language, language barrier, misunderstanding, new york, new york city, new york salesmen, nyc, olde english, rain, street vendors, umbrella, umbrellas, united states, wallets, water No Comments » May 6th, 2009 maxlance1 This one will probably annoy a lot of people, but those are the ones that tend to get all the traffic, so let’s go for it. Why is that joggers always get raped, mugged and sexually assaulted? Shouldn’t they be jogging? I mean, how in-shape are these rapists? This makes no sense to me. They’re [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: assault, crime, exercise, fitness, health, new york, new york city, rape, running No Comments » February 20th, 2009 maxlance1 Does it ever strike you as odd that the game of chess is experiencing vibrant popularity amongst the homeless population of most cities? This is a game of remarkable difficulty that requires tremendous wit, foresight and intelligence that has been mastered by people sleeping on duct-taped cardboard boxes. In fact, chess is one of very [...]
Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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