Why is it that whenever the Muslim World gathers for a speech, conference or convention they all manage to fit the exact stereotype depicted in the opening fight sequence of every David Zucker movie? It’s almost as if they watched the introduction of Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun or An American Carroll right before [...]
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