February 9th, 2011 
maxlance1 With Justin Bieber’s new movie [finally] on the horizon, pedophiles who are both cinephiles and casual movie-goers are flocking away from playgrounds and to their local AMC to catch the latest blockbuster. But a debate is raging over whether or not these lovers of films and children alike should have their own Jim Crow-type seating [...]
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No Comments » December 18th, 2010 maxlance1 When the theater is packed, it makes sense. Reserved-seat movie houses have eliminated the problem faced by couples or groups of friends going to a blockbuster on opening night. However, this novelty of assigning seats completely backfires for two in the afternoon matinees on a Wednesday.You no longer have to lay out a blizzard’s worth [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, Movies, technology Tags: amc, amc 16, amc century city, amc century city 16, amc coupons, amc movie theaters, amc movies coupons, amc theaters, amc theaters coupons, arclight, art houses, assigned seating movie theaters, assigned seats, assigned-seat movie theaters, best movies 2010, best movies 2011, cheap movies, cliques, daytime movies, discount movies, keanu, keanu on a bench, keanu sandwich, keanu with a sandwich, landmark, los angeles movie theaters, matinees, movie, movie houses, movie palaces, movie theater coupons, movie theater deals, movie theater discounts, movie theaters, movies, plays, regal cinemas, regal downtown, reserved seats, reserved-seat movie theaters, sad keanu, theaters, watching movies, where to sit No Comments » May 24th, 2010 maxlance1 Despite the fact that Los Angeles doesn’t have anything by way of seasons, it appears that there are three or four months where it only drops ten degrees at night instead of the usual forty. During these months, which northerners call “Summer,” you can find some outdoor movies around Los Angeles. Here are the 2010 [...]
Posted in entertainment, los angeles, Movies Tags: 2010 movie nights los angeles, cemetery movies, cemetery screenings, century city outdoor movies, cinema, cinespia, cinespia movies, citywalk outdoor movies, hollywood forever movies, hollywood movies outdoors, los angeles movie nights, los angeles outdoor cinema, los angeles outdoor movie nights, los angeles outside movies, movies, movies outside, old pasadena film festival, outdoor movies, outdoor movies 2010, outdoor movies by the pool, outdoor movies los angeles, santa monica outdoor movies, santa monica pier movies, santa monica pier outdoor movies, universal citywalk outdoor movies, w hotel outdoor movies, wet bar outdoor movies 1 Comment » February 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 Why is it that every time John Travolta plays a bad guy, instead of looking evil and menacing, he looks like he’s a mid-level douche bag executive in the mid- to late-1990s experiencing a textbook mid-life crisis? It’s always the standard play-by-play for how to enter your 50s in complete denial. He either shaves his [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies Tags: 2010 oscars, academy awards, action movies, bad movies, battlestar galactica, films, from paris with love, funny movies, halle berry, john travolta, john travolta bad guy, john travolta reviews, martin lawrence, matrix, movie reviews, movies, new movies, oscars, pelham 123, razzie awards, razzies, scientology, swordfish, the matrix, travolta No Comments » January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 All those other top ten movies of 2009 lists, namely the Golden Globes and Oscars are knockoffs. This list is correct and irrefutable, unless you like overrated movies, like District 9 and Paranormal Activity, in which case you’d like to be popular, which probably wouldn’t land you here. Here we go… Just missed the cut: [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies Tags: 2009, 500 days of summer, academy awards, action, adventureland, anvil, avatar, best films, best movies, comedy, fantastic mister fox, films, golden globe awards, golden globes, hurt locker, in the loop, movies, oscars, romance, romatnic comedies, star trek, top 10 films, top 10 movies No Comments » December 15th, 2009 maxlance1 I don’t want this to get too pervy, but surely I can’t be the only one who has noticed how hot the lady chipmunks are at the end of the trailer for Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: The Squekquel. Let’s put two things aside for starters. Yes, they are rodents and they could be young. [...]
December 11th, 2009 maxlance1 Thanks for watching everyone. Follow Kate Sargeant on Facebook and Twitter for info on her amazing new web series in January and check out ABC’s hit show Castle, which she’ll be writing on.
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: dates, dating, exes, Film Talk, invictus, jealousy, love, marriage, matt damon, morgan freeman, movies, relationships, sex No Comments » December 4th, 2009 maxlance1 I saw the trailer for Spider-Man 4, which is going by the name Brothers, opening tomorrow and I can’t figure out the missing pieces between the last Spider-Man movie and this one. The best I could figure out is that it’s a retelling of the first one, but they recasted Natalie Portman as Mary Jane [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies Tags: brothers, entertainment, films, hollywood, jake gyllenhaal, movies, remakes, spider man, toby maguire No Comments » December 1st, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Invictus
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: airplanes, dating, Film Talk, films, flight, george clooney, love, movies, relationships, sex, up in the air No Comments » November 24th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Up in the Air
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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