April 1st, 2010 
maxlance1 Dear Sir or Madam, Hello, my name is Max. Through supportive parents and a liberal arts education, I am under the misguided impression that I am above this, but my checking account balance says otherwise. Therefore I would like to apply for the assistant position you posted on CraigsList. I am well-versed in all Microsoft [...]
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No Comments » April 24th, 2009 maxlance1 Have you ever tried to time the start or end of a relationship around holidays which would otherwise require you to spend money? It’s a really fine line to walk, if you start dating someone two-weeks or a month before Valentine’s Day or a birthday. You don’t want to have to blow a lot of [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: holidays, love, money, relationships, sex, valentine's day 1 Comment » April 23rd, 2009 maxlance1 So the economy is in the toilet and all my friends are losing their jobs and companies are cutting back in every facet they can find. I get that this might be a necessity in the current times, but what I don’t get is that if they do all this when the economy is bad, [...]
April 22nd, 2009 maxlance1 In the wake of the economy collapsing, the subprime mortgage crisis pervading every aspect of both American and International stock markets and the seemingly-endless plunge of the dollar, I can’t help but notice that this is the best time ever to already to be poor. I mean, it’s not like there’s a 401 (K) to [...]
March 24th, 2009 maxlance1 Have you ever taken a job, not because of the benefits package or salary, but because the have the best lunch policy from your job offers? My current company offers a very competitive lunch-bought-for-you-every-day salary offer, which topped any work-for-regular-money offer I had encountered. But the side effects of this were incalculable. It’s not just [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: bad jobs, bored, food, jobs, lunch, money, office, salary No Comments » February 17th, 2009 maxlance1 I’ve always had a problem with the word Priceless. I don’t feel it should be the word to describe something of extraordinary value, but rather should be a synonym for worthless. Take the word tasteless, for example. When you say that a joke is tasteless, you’re saying it’s bad. You’re not saying that it’s so [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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