April 16th, 2011 
maxlance1 Facing an array of failure on the cusp of my college graduation and impending one-hundred-and-twenty-thousand dollars of student loan debt at the age of twenty-six, my life options have never been more clear. Through a detailed analysis of employment potential, career prospects and quality-of-life projections, the only thing I have going for myself at the [...]
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No Comments » November 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, relationships Tags: arguments, bad first dates, bad relationships, bff, boyfriend, boyfriends, boys, chanukah, chanukkah, dating, dating stories, fighting, first dates, friends with benefits, funny first date stories, gift certificates, gifts, girlfriend, girlfriends, girls, holidays, honesty, horror date stories, just friends, love, lovers, men vs. women, presents, romance, romantic, romantic gift certificates, sex, sex gift certificate, sex stories, sex talking, sweet gift certificates, toxic relationships, truth No Comments » January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 People knock Mandarin for being a tricky language because the emphasis on a certain syllable can make a word’s meaning be either “I love you,” or, “Your mother’s a whore” (although I don’t know what the Chinese is for, “I love your whore mother”). It’s a tonal language with a lot of sounds and vocal [...]
Posted in Dating, relationships Tags: boyfriends, breaking up, breakups, calligraphy, cheating, china, dating, english, english language, ex-girlfriends, fighting, fighting in relationships, fights, fine, flowers, girlfriend, girlfriends, language, linguistics, love, lying, men and women, men vs. women, relationships, sex, three-ways, words No Comments » November 3rd, 2009 maxlance1 Next week: 2012
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: A christmas Carol, charles dickens, christmas carol, dating, Film Talk, films, jim carrey, love, men vs. women, movies, relationships, sex No Comments » October 27th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s episode: A Christmas Carol
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: dating, Film Talk, love, men vs. women, movies, relationships, saw, saw vi, sex No Comments » July 23rd, 2009 maxlance1 Hot girls, or even mildly attractive ones for that matter, have zero right to call themselves nerds under any circumstance. Even if they actually are nerds in the traditional sense, a hot girl can never in any way be a real nerd. If a girl is hot – no matter what her interest are – [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: back to the future, comic books, men vs. women, nerds, pop culture, sex, women No Comments » April 24th, 2009 maxlance1 I think most guys have gone through the bad facial hair choice phase of their lives. Out of curiosity for how it looks, we, at one point, grew a beard or goatee or moustache or mutton chops. We do it because we can. It’s something our bodies can do, and we want to try it [...]
April 22nd, 2009 maxlance1 I was eating an ice cream cone the other day when I realized the difference between the male and female sex drive. Guys can’t keep their eyes off a woman eating an ice cream. We stare at her tongue, watching her technique, seeing how she works it, it’s a natural impulse. But if women really [...]
February 20th, 2009 maxlance1 I think in some respects I’ve gotten so liberal on them that I’ve come out the other side and have found myself sharing the conservative viewpoint, just by a completely different route. An example. I play a lot of soccer. Wait, let me rephrase that. I run around on soccer fields a lot chasing after [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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