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Film Talk – Where The Wild Things Are (Episode 2 of 12)
October 13th, 2009
maxlance1 Film Talk – Couples Retreat (Episode 1 of 12)
October 6th, 2009
maxlance1 What Does The Discovery of Ardipithecus Ramidus Mean For Encino Man 2?
October 2nd, 2009
maxlance1 Is it possible that the discovery of the “missing link,” Ardipithecus Ramidus, could finally rescue the long-anticipated Encino Man sequel from development hell? It seems like a perfect storm of a built-in audience: a sequel that could lead to unlimited franchising; the “based-on-a-true-story” element; the fact that people are surely dying for more Pauley Shore; [...]
All Relationships Are Doomed Because We Watched Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog as Kids
July 27th, 2009
maxlance1 I think that the sole cause for the high divorce rate lies squarely on Jim Henson. Most kids watched the Muppets as children, and I think that something about seeing this throughout our childhoods has permanently implanted that the Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog relationship is considered standard. Just describing the relationship that these [...]
Timing Relationships Around Holidays
April 24th, 2009
maxlance1 Have you ever tried to time the start or end of a relationship around holidays which would otherwise require you to spend money? It’s a really fine line to walk, if you start dating someone two-weeks or a month before Valentine’s Day or a birthday. You don’t want to have to blow a lot of [...]
Tooth Orgasm
February 20th, 2009
maxlance1 Y’know when you haven’t eaten in a while and then you bite into something ultra-sweet, like an oreo or a chocolate bar and you get that shot of pleasure through the nerves connected to your teeth? I wonder if this is technically the tooth-equivalent of an orgasm. I mean you have all the nerve endings [...]

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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.