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Honest Romantic Gift Certificates For the Holiday Season
November 18th, 2010 
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Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, relationships 
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No Comments »The Only Solution To This Knee Injury Is a Crippling, Abusive, Co-Dependent Relationship
September 1st, 2010 maxlance1 Very bad news this week from the glorious world of seeing eight different doctors before getting a diagnosis. My knee injury from six weeks ago has now been identified as an ACL tear, by a real doctor rather than my original health insurance that I like to call WebMD.com. Since I like to think that [...]
Posted in Dating, health, hiking, relationships, Sex Tags: acl, acl information, acl surgery, bad dating stories, bad relationships, co-dependence, co-dependency, co-dependent, crazy ex, crazy ex-girlfriend, crazy exes, crazy girls, crazy l.a. dating, ex-girlfriend, exes, girlfriend, girlfriends, knee, knee injuries, knee injury, knee reconstruction, l.a. girls, los angeles dating, love, mcl, miniscus, pcl, psycho ex, psycho ex story, relationship advice, relationship tips, ruptured acl, sex, torn acl No Comments »I Lose Fights With My Girlfriend For The Same Reason Unprepared Armies Lose Wars in New Terrain
March 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Most military setbacks throughout history are caused by the favored Army being more prepared for the previous war than the one they are currently losing. We have become fully adapted for the terrain and tactics of one enemy, then enter a new landscape and demands and we are caught off guard. This is exactly how [...]
Posted in Dating, girls, relationships, Sex, war Tags: arguing with girlfriend, bad relationships, bad sex, dating, ex-girlfriends, fighting with girlfriend, fights, frat parties, girl fights, how to win an argument, jello wrestling, love, military strategy, military techniques, military theory, mud wrestling, relationships, revolutionary war, sex, sexy girlfriends, vietnam, war, war with girlfriend, world war 2, world war i, world war one No Comments »Angry Girls Are Like Mandarin Because The Inflection Gives the Same Words Different Meanings
January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 People knock Mandarin for being a tricky language because the emphasis on a certain syllable can make a word’s meaning be either “I love you,” or, “Your mother’s a whore” (although I don’t know what the Chinese is for, “I love your whore mother”). It’s a tonal language with a lot of sounds and vocal [...]
Posted in Dating, relationships Tags: boyfriends, breaking up, breakups, calligraphy, cheating, china, dating, english, english language, ex-girlfriends, fighting, fighting in relationships, fights, fine, flowers, girlfriend, girlfriends, language, linguistics, love, lying, men and women, men vs. women, relationships, sex, three-ways, words No Comments »Why I Pity The Older Girls I Date
December 30th, 2009 maxlance1 It should definitely be noted that people other than myself express pity for the girls I date, but that’s more personality-driven, I think. And also I need to mention that by “older,” I just mean older than me. I’m not hanging out at bingo parlors to snag myself a taut sixty-two-year-old, even though there would [...]
Posted in Dating, relationships, Sex Tags: cougar, cougar town, cougars, courtney cox, date older women, dating in your twenties, dating older women, families, family planning, friends, kids, love, old people, older women, relationships, romance, sex, twenties No Comments »Last Episode of Film Talk – Invictus
December 11th, 2009 maxlance1 Thanks for watching everyone. Follow Kate Sargeant on Facebook and Twitter for info on her amazing new web series in January and check out ABC’s hit show Castle, which she’ll be writing on.
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: dates, dating, exes, Film Talk, invictus, jealousy, love, marriage, matt damon, morgan freeman, movies, relationships, sex No Comments »Film Talk – Up In The Air (episode 9 of 12)
December 1st, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Invictus
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: airplanes, dating, Film Talk, films, flight, george clooney, love, movies, relationships, sex, up in the air No Comments »Film Talk – The Road (episode 8 of 12)
November 24th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Up in the Air
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: cormac mccarthy, dating, Film Talk, films, hatred, jealousy, love, movies, relationships, sex, the road No Comments »Film Talk – 2012 (episode 6 of 12)
November 10th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Twilight New Moon
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: 2012, cheating, dating, Film Talk, films, jealousy, love, movies, relationships, roland emmerich, sex No Comments »Film Talk – A Christmas Carol (episode 5 of 12)
November 3rd, 2009 maxlance1 Next week: 2012
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: A christmas Carol, charles dickens, christmas carol, dating, Film Talk, films, jim carrey, love, men vs. women, movies, relationships, sex No Comments »
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.