April 29th, 2011 
maxlance1 I noticed recently that the Los Angeles bus and subway system has instituted the “If you see something, say something” campaign to keep citizens alert of suspicious activity. Am I the only wondering what kind of a pathetic terrorist would take out his attack on the Los Angeles Metro? For starters, what is the point [...]
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No Comments » November 12th, 2010 maxlance1 This shouldn’t be a nostalgia day. It’s a perfect seventy degrees in the Southland while NYC is getting knocked with those freezing water rain pelts (I think there is another word for this). I was just thinking about how all the fun has been taken out of reading ever since I moved west. This is [...]
Posted in books, los angeles, new york Tags: best new york books, books, books on subway, california, driving subways, east coast, freedom, l.a., look smart on subway, los angeles, los angeles bus, metro, national book award, new york, new york city, new york subway, new york vs. los angeles, ny vs la, nyc, nyc vs la, race train doors, racing subway doors books, racing subways, read books on subway, read on subway, read on train, reading, reading on subway, reading on train, subway, subway riding, west coasting No Comments » February 8th, 2010 maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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