February 4th, 2011 
maxlance1 It seems important to start this post by clarifying I have several other qualms with Adolph Hitler. This is, by far, pretty low on the list of annoying things Hitler did in his lifetime, and given the opportunity to remark upon his record, this would not carry the same magnitude as a couple other of [...]
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No Comments » December 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 And Civil War is just ahead on the sixty-five year horizon. Imagine if all thirteen colonies had to agree on whether or not to have kids. Sure you could sweep the issue under the table for a little while, but eventually it will erupt in a total war that has its true roots edited in [...]
Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, history, relationships, war Tags: american civil war, articles of confederation, child labor, child slave labor, child slaves, child soldiers, child soldiers africa, child soldiers civil war, child soldiers germany, child soldiers russia, child warriors, children, children in the army, children soldiers, civil war, constitution, fighting over kids, kids, missouri comporise, right time for children, should you have kids, slave labor, slavery, south vs. north, texas civil war, texas school books, texas schools, texas textbooks, texas textbooks civil war, three-fifths compromise, underage soldiers, united states civil war, war between the states, war over kids, when to have children, when to have kids, youngsters No Comments » January 15th, 2010 maxlance1 I just saw the preview for The Spy Next Door, which finally combines the movies Spy Kids and Rear Window, and it just seems a little surprising that Jackie Chan still speaks English as well as the hostess at my local Wok Don’t Run. Avatar invented an entire race, with its own language, culture and [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, Movies, Uncategorized Tags: 3-d, 3d, 3d movies, avatar, bruce lee, cgi, children, chinese, chow yung fat, english, jackie chan, karate, kids, kids movies, kung fu, kung fu panda, martial arts, martial arts movies, rush hour, shanghai noon, spy, spy kids, spy next door, spying, the spy next door No Comments » December 30th, 2009 maxlance1 It should definitely be noted that people other than myself express pity for the girls I date, but that’s more personality-driven, I think. And also I need to mention that by “older,” I just mean older than me. I’m not hanging out at bingo parlors to snag myself a taut sixty-two-year-old, even though there would [...]
Posted in Dating, relationships, Sex Tags: cougar, cougar town, cougars, courtney cox, date older women, dating in your twenties, dating older women, families, family planning, friends, kids, love, old people, older women, relationships, romance, sex, twenties No Comments » November 18th, 2009 maxlance1 Once upon a time there was a mayor in a very cold state. She liked hockey and hunting and awaiting her God-given fate. She rode off to work on her husky-driven sled. And even kept her child that was born with a large head. And then one day she got a very important call. A [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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