Serbia seems to have produced an entire nation of citizens who all look like they are drunk
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How Have Serbians Preserved An Entire Ethnicity of People Who All Look Drunk?
June 17th, 2010 
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No Comments »The Kyrgyzstan Revolt Is What Happens When Citizens Are Denied Vowels
April 10th, 2010 maxlance1 The explosion in tensions in Kyrgyzstan this week showed how susceptible governments are if they oppress citizens and command a weak police presence. We have all learned that you can’t keep citizens from the vowels they deserve. I’m not exactly sure where Kyrgyzstan is located. I tried searching for it on Google Maps, but instead [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, balkans, consonants, current events, daily show, english, government, history, jokes about Kyrgyzstan, jokes on current events, kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Kyrgyzstan jokes, Kyrgyzstan news, Kyrgyzstan overthrow, Kyrgyzstan revolt, Kyrgyzstan revolution, Kyrgyzstan riots, Kyrgyzstan unrest, language, language jokes, military, netherlands, news, news jokes, Obama, poland, post soviet countries, post soviet future, post soviet states, press, russia, soviet bloc, soviet union, troops, unrest, vowels, war, weekend update No Comments »Do Architects of Crappy Landmarks Dream That Their Structures Will be Destroyed in a Michael Bay Film?
July 14th, 2009 maxlance1 The pinnacle for an architect is no longer recognition and awards, but rather it’s getting your structure destroyed in a Michael Bay disaster movie. I wonder if the architects of crappy structures and landmarks – be it in major cities or crappy towns across the Midwest (I’m looking at you, Cincinnati) – dream of this [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: aliens, architecture, art, disasters, films, history, movies, new york No Comments »Sports Histories
February 17th, 2009 maxlance1 Whenever two teams are going to face off in the playoffs, the newspapers and broadcasters inexplicably offer the historical records between the teams. It makes no sense to me when the paper explains that, say, the Orioles are 8-4 against the White Sox in playoff series since 1912 coming into the upcoming matchups. Is the [...]
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.