June 29th, 2011 
maxlance1 As one of a small collection of die-hard American soccer fans, I strongly support the U.S. Women’s National Team in pursuit of the Women’s World Cup trophy. I remember Brandi Chastain sending in the tournament-winning goal in ’99 and followed their early oust in the ’03 and ’07 tournaments. But those riot fences behind the [...]
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No Comments » November 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, relationships Tags: arguments, bad first dates, bad relationships, bff, boyfriend, boyfriends, boys, chanukah, chanukkah, dating, dating stories, fighting, first dates, friends with benefits, funny first date stories, gift certificates, gifts, girlfriend, girlfriends, girls, holidays, honesty, horror date stories, just friends, love, lovers, men vs. women, presents, romance, romantic, romantic gift certificates, sex, sex gift certificate, sex stories, sex talking, sweet gift certificates, toxic relationships, truth No Comments » March 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 I attached my sunrise-viewing plans the way environmental legislation is tucked away on page 200 of a war bill. Maybe if I masked my plan of waiting in the mountains until 7 A.M. to watch the sunlight flood Barcelona as a wild night of club-hopping then I could find people to go with me to [...]
Posted in travel Tags: barcelona, barcelona bars, barcelona clubs, barcelona dancing, barcelona food, barcelona night clubs, barcelona stories, barcelona travel, barcelona travel advice, barcelona travel tips, barcelona trip report, catalan, catalonia, dali, drinking, drinking stories, foreigners, funny barcelona travel stories, funny travel stories, girls, learn catalan, lonely planet, lonely planet barcelona, madrid, park guell, party stories, rough guide to barcelona, rough guides, salvador dali, sex, spain, travel, travel fiction, travel guides, travel stories, travel writing, travel writing novels, trip reports barcelona No Comments » February 8th, 2010 maxlance1 I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, girls, los angeles, news, television Tags: ads, advertisements, anchorman, antarctica, barometric pressure, cold, dew point, driving, girls, hot chicks, hot weather girl, jet stream, l.a., la traffic, los angeles, los angeles weather, news, north face, penguins, ron burgundy, sexy weather girl, spanish news, telemundo, television, traffic, tv, weather, weather terms, weathergirl, women 1 Comment » May 29th, 2009 maxlance1 Dating in Los Angeles is miserable, not so much because of the rarity of a really good date, but because there’s nothing good about the bad dates. In New York an extremely bad date can be arguably just as good as a pretty good date. In New York, a great date is the best, but [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: dating, girls, los angeles, new york, new york vs. los angeles No Comments » May 14th, 2009 maxlance1 I think the ankle-length denim skirt has to be the worst fashion-religious compromise in the rich tradition of bad Jewish religious fashion. It’s not like the girls are going all-out Jewish, with the shaved head, wig, black skirt and Orthodox husband by her side. But it’s not the reformed, slutty Jewish girl that we all [...]
April 23rd, 2009 maxlance1 I had to go drop off a package at Creative Artists Agency, but being the lowly intern I am, they directed me to depths hundreds of feet underground into the receiving docks. But here’s what’s great about Los Angeles, California. I was on level D of the mail room basement and there were still hot [...]
March 6th, 2009 maxlance1 Do you ever wish that you could take the most appealing qualities from a variety of girls you have dated and assemble them into one megatron-perfect girl? The thing that surprises me the most about this, isn’t the fact that I would do it, but how many qualities I would incorporate to accomplish the feat. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: boys vs. girls, dating, girls, megatron, power rangers, sex, the one, tv No Comments » February 20th, 2009 maxlance1 My birthday recently passed and my girlfriend got me an awesome birthday present, and even though hers is a while away, it made me start thinking about what to get her. I had a really difficult time with this, not because I don’t know her, but because I have no clue what girls – as [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: boys vs. girls, dating, girls, massage, presents, relationships No Comments » February 20th, 2009 maxlance1 What is it with girls wanting to show me completely random pictures at a very early stage of a relationship? It doesn’t even need to be early in a relationship, this phenomenon has occurred to me after (or morning after) one-night stands on more than one occassion. This regularity can’t be a coincidence because of [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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