October 21st, 2011 
maxlance1 Gift shopping is never easy. Whether you want to surprise a loved one, family member or dead stuffed cat, it is hard to know exactly what that special someone will want, especially if you want to stay within budget. Now that I have a girlfriend (see you later, dead, stuffed cat), it appeared as though [...]
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No Comments » November 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, relationships Tags: arguments, bad first dates, bad relationships, bff, boyfriend, boyfriends, boys, chanukah, chanukkah, dating, dating stories, fighting, first dates, friends with benefits, funny first date stories, gift certificates, gifts, girlfriend, girlfriends, girls, holidays, honesty, horror date stories, just friends, love, lovers, men vs. women, presents, romance, romantic, romantic gift certificates, sex, sex gift certificate, sex stories, sex talking, sweet gift certificates, toxic relationships, truth No Comments » September 1st, 2010 maxlance1 Very bad news this week from the glorious world of seeing eight different doctors before getting a diagnosis. My knee injury from six weeks ago has now been identified as an ACL tear, by a real doctor rather than my original health insurance that I like to call WebMD.com. Since I like to think that [...]
Posted in Dating, health, hiking, relationships, Sex Tags: acl, acl information, acl surgery, bad dating stories, bad relationships, co-dependence, co-dependency, co-dependent, crazy ex, crazy ex-girlfriend, crazy exes, crazy girls, crazy l.a. dating, ex-girlfriend, exes, girlfriend, girlfriends, knee, knee injuries, knee injury, knee reconstruction, l.a. girls, los angeles dating, love, mcl, miniscus, pcl, psycho ex, psycho ex story, relationship advice, relationship tips, ruptured acl, sex, torn acl No Comments » January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 People knock Mandarin for being a tricky language because the emphasis on a certain syllable can make a word’s meaning be either “I love you,” or, “Your mother’s a whore” (although I don’t know what the Chinese is for, “I love your whore mother”). It’s a tonal language with a lot of sounds and vocal [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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