Posts Tagged ‘football’

Football Was Better Back When Doctors Thought Concussions Were Just a Case of the Head Dizzies

Football is supposed to be a violent sport and we need to stop letting doctors getting in the way. If our favorite sport is going to return to its glory days of brutes running haphazardly through mud and snow then that’s where our understanding of brain matter must return as well.

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Why Tommy Smyth is the Best Commentator On TV

I love whenever there’s a big soccer match on ESPN, because the network busts out my favorite commentator and lets him talk on a nonstop firing spree for ninety minutes before they lock him away until next year. I believe that ESPN keeps Tommy Smyth – “That’s Tommy Smyth with a ‘Y’” – in a [...]

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The Liberal Sexist

I think in some respects I’ve gotten so liberal on them that I’ve come out the other side and have found myself sharing the conservative viewpoint, just by a completely different route. An example. I play a lot of soccer. Wait, let me rephrase that. I run around on soccer fields a lot chasing after [...]

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