February 3rd, 2010 
maxlance1 Why is it that every time John Travolta plays a bad guy, instead of looking evil and menacing, he looks like he’s a mid-level douche bag executive in the mid- to late-1990s experiencing a textbook mid-life crisis? It’s always the standard play-by-play for how to enter your 50s in complete denial. He either shaves his [...]
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No Comments » January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 All those other top ten movies of 2009 lists, namely the Golden Globes and Oscars are knockoffs. This list is correct and irrefutable, unless you like overrated movies, like District 9 and Paranormal Activity, in which case you’d like to be popular, which probably wouldn’t land you here. Here we go… Just missed the cut: [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies Tags: 2009, 500 days of summer, academy awards, action, adventureland, anvil, avatar, best films, best movies, comedy, fantastic mister fox, films, golden globe awards, golden globes, hurt locker, in the loop, movies, oscars, romance, romatnic comedies, star trek, top 10 films, top 10 movies No Comments » December 15th, 2009 maxlance1 I don’t want this to get too pervy, but surely I can’t be the only one who has noticed how hot the lady chipmunks are at the end of the trailer for Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: The Squekquel. Let’s put two things aside for starters. Yes, they are rodents and they could be young. [...]
December 4th, 2009 maxlance1 I saw the trailer for Spider-Man 4, which is going by the name Brothers, opening tomorrow and I can’t figure out the missing pieces between the last Spider-Man movie and this one. The best I could figure out is that it’s a retelling of the first one, but they recasted Natalie Portman as Mary Jane [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies Tags: brothers, entertainment, films, hollywood, jake gyllenhaal, movies, remakes, spider man, toby maguire No Comments » December 1st, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Invictus
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: airplanes, dating, Film Talk, films, flight, george clooney, love, movies, relationships, sex, up in the air No Comments » November 24th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Up in the Air
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: cormac mccarthy, dating, Film Talk, films, hatred, jealousy, love, movies, relationships, sex, the road No Comments » November 10th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Twilight New Moon
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: 2012, cheating, dating, Film Talk, films, jealousy, love, movies, relationships, roland emmerich, sex No Comments » November 3rd, 2009 maxlance1 Next week: 2012
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: A christmas Carol, charles dickens, christmas carol, dating, Film Talk, films, jim carrey, love, men vs. women, movies, relationships, sex No Comments » October 20th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week: Saw VI
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: amelia, amelia earhart, dating, Film Talk, films, love, movie reviews, movies, relationships, sex No Comments » October 13th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s episode: Amelia
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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