I used to have really cool superpower aspirations, like flying or to be invisible. My imaginary superpowers now are sad and pathetic.
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My Dream Superpower Is Getting More Pathetic The Older I Become
December 23rd, 2010 
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No Comments »I Lose Fights With My Girlfriend For The Same Reason Unprepared Armies Lose Wars in New Terrain
March 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Most military setbacks throughout history are caused by the favored Army being more prepared for the previous war than the one they are currently losing. We have become fully adapted for the terrain and tactics of one enemy, then enter a new landscape and demands and we are caught off guard. This is exactly how [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.