May 14th, 2009 
maxlance1 I think the ankle-length denim skirt has to be the worst fashion-religious compromise in the rich tradition of bad Jewish religious fashion. It’s not like the girls are going all-out Jewish, with the shaved head, wig, black skirt and Orthodox husband by her side. But it’s not the reformed, slutty Jewish girl that we all [...]
April 23rd, 2009 maxlance1 I hadn’t been surrounded by hipsterdom in a while, so when I went to Silverlake for a show last night, I got to view hipsters in all their glorified dignity with fresh eyes. What struck me is how much the hipster look is beginning to increasingly impede upon the stylings of Waldo, from those Where’s [...]
March 26th, 2009 maxlance1 If someone is wearing a T-shirt with a joke on it, it’s usually an effective way to tell that said person is not funny. I never understood the mindset of purchasing things so not funny, but it must strike as genius while the moron is wandering through Hot Topic or along Venice Beach. Wearing the [...]
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No Comments » February 20th, 2009 maxlance1 Masturbation is sex for people who don’t want their hair messed up. What happens during sex that makes hair look like it just stepped outside during a hurricane? I can’t recall the girl giving me a nuggie, although I may have just encroached upon a very original fetish; one that involves nuggies and the girl [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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