January 28th, 2010 
maxlance1 I really wish I could play basketball, but it seems like the only options for games are the six-foot-tall monsters who just missed the draft, or the Asian foreign exchange students who couldn’t get into the badminton game. Essentially there is no middle class in pickup basketball games. And it’s really frustrating, because that’s exactly [...]
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No Comments » January 22nd, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in Favorites, health Tags: 24 hour fitness, bored at work, cheap gym, choose a gym, comedy, crunch, curves, exercise, fitness, flow chart, funny, funny flow chart, gold's, gym, gym flow chart, gym membership, lucille roberts, math, nysc, pick gym, right gym, sports, work, working out, workout brands, workouts No Comments » May 6th, 2009 maxlance1 This one will probably annoy a lot of people, but those are the ones that tend to get all the traffic, so let’s go for it. Why is that joggers always get raped, mugged and sexually assaulted? Shouldn’t they be jogging? I mean, how in-shape are these rapists? This makes no sense to me. They’re [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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