Posts Tagged ‘europe’

Runner-Ups for President of the European Union

Finland: Ludvig Borga

Poland: Polish Joke Book

France: Pepe Le Pew

United Kingdom: Susan Boyle

Republic of Ireland: The Lucky Charms Guy

Denmark: Lego People

Romania: Count Chocula

Why Europeans Like New York Jews

I’ve had a lot of success with European women in the past. Not relegated to any country in specific, but just as a continent, I seem to do better there than women in any other continent (maybe neck-and-neck with North America).
I was discussing this with other likeminded New York Jews (by the way, doesn’t that sound [...]

Study Abroad Soccer Fan

I was watching the Champions League Final in New York yesterday. There were a lot of ex-pats, immigrants and vacationers watching the game, but what really got to me were the Americans who spent maybe a couple months abroad and pretended the game was life-and-death to them.
This has to be its own tier of douche [...]

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