October 21st, 2011 
maxlance1 Gift shopping is never easy. Whether you want to surprise a loved one, family member or dead stuffed cat, it is hard to know exactly what that special someone will want, especially if you want to stay within budget. Now that I have a girlfriend (see you later, dead, stuffed cat), it appeared as though [...]
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No Comments » November 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, relationships Tags: arguments, bad first dates, bad relationships, bff, boyfriend, boyfriends, boys, chanukah, chanukkah, dating, dating stories, fighting, first dates, friends with benefits, funny first date stories, gift certificates, gifts, girlfriend, girlfriends, girls, holidays, honesty, horror date stories, just friends, love, lovers, men vs. women, presents, romance, romantic, romantic gift certificates, sex, sex gift certificate, sex stories, sex talking, sweet gift certificates, toxic relationships, truth No Comments » August 20th, 2010 maxlance1 After three years of living in Los Angeles, it’s become obvious that all the genetic dispositions and traits I adapted to thrive in New York’s dating scene are completely useless when dating in Los Angeles. As an east coast sarcastic Jew, I was clearly bred with the ability to pass on my DNA in environments [...]
Posted in Dating, Favorites, los angeles, new york, relationships, Science Tags: bad first dates, crazy dates, crazy girls, darwin, darwin dates, darwin theory on relationships, darwinism, darwinism for dating, dating, dating advice, dating in la, dating in los angeles, dating in new york, dating tips, evolution, evolution explained, finch, finches, finches explained, first dates, galapagos, galapagos island vacation, galapagos islands, galapagos turtle, intelligent design, jdate, jewish dating, jewish girls, jewish guys, jews, judaism, los angeles, origin of species, origin of species explained, sex, sex advice, theory of evolution No Comments » March 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Most military setbacks throughout history are caused by the favored Army being more prepared for the previous war than the one they are currently losing. We have become fully adapted for the terrain and tactics of one enemy, then enter a new landscape and demands and we are caught off guard. This is exactly how [...]
Posted in Dating, girls, relationships, Sex, war Tags: arguing with girlfriend, bad relationships, bad sex, dating, ex-girlfriends, fighting with girlfriend, fights, frat parties, girl fights, how to win an argument, jello wrestling, love, military strategy, military techniques, military theory, mud wrestling, relationships, revolutionary war, sex, sexy girlfriends, vietnam, war, war with girlfriend, world war 2, world war i, world war one No Comments » January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 People knock Mandarin for being a tricky language because the emphasis on a certain syllable can make a word’s meaning be either “I love you,” or, “Your mother’s a whore” (although I don’t know what the Chinese is for, “I love your whore mother”). It’s a tonal language with a lot of sounds and vocal [...]
Posted in Dating, relationships Tags: boyfriends, breaking up, breakups, calligraphy, cheating, china, dating, english, english language, ex-girlfriends, fighting, fighting in relationships, fights, fine, flowers, girlfriend, girlfriends, language, linguistics, love, lying, men and women, men vs. women, relationships, sex, three-ways, words No Comments » December 11th, 2009 maxlance1 Thanks for watching everyone. Follow Kate Sargeant on Facebook and Twitter for info on her amazing new web series in January and check out ABC’s hit show Castle, which she’ll be writing on.
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: dates, dating, exes, Film Talk, invictus, jealousy, love, marriage, matt damon, morgan freeman, movies, relationships, sex No Comments » December 1st, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Invictus
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: airplanes, dating, Film Talk, films, flight, george clooney, love, movies, relationships, sex, up in the air No Comments » November 24th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Up in the Air
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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