Max Lance
Movies, news, sports and sex explained with dick jokes
@ModernJew Twitter Feed- modernjew: I Suck At Dating In L.A. For The Same Reason That Finches on Each Galapagos Island Have Different Beaks http://bit.ly/cPqq31
- modernjew: Does anyone have a knee brace from a past injury that they don't use anymore? Shopping for medical equipment on CraigsList is hit or miss.
- modernjew: Why Did They Translate The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo But Forget to Translate All The Swedish Names and Places? http://bit.ly/aQ6Znd
- modernjew: I need my knee to heal. Been a month without exercise. I feel like I'm one of those people who lives in the Midwest.
Why Tommy Smyth is the Best Commentator On TV
I love whenever there’s a big soccer match on ESPN, because the network busts out my favorite commentator and lets him talk on a nonstop firing spree for ninety minutes before they lock him away until next year. I believe that ESPN keeps Tommy Smyth – “That’s Tommy Smyth with a ‘Y’” – in a [...]