February 9th, 2011 
maxlance1 With Justin Bieber’s new movie [finally] on the horizon, pedophiles who are both cinephiles and casual movie-goers are flocking away from playgrounds and to their local AMC to catch the latest blockbuster. But a debate is raging over whether or not these lovers of films and children alike should have their own Jim Crow-type seating [...]
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No Comments » December 18th, 2010 maxlance1 When the theater is packed, it makes sense. Reserved-seat movie houses have eliminated the problem faced by couples or groups of friends going to a blockbuster on opening night. However, this novelty of assigning seats completely backfires for two in the afternoon matinees on a Wednesday.You no longer have to lay out a blizzard’s worth [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, Movies, technology Tags: amc, amc 16, amc century city, amc century city 16, amc coupons, amc movie theaters, amc movies coupons, amc theaters, amc theaters coupons, arclight, art houses, assigned seating movie theaters, assigned seats, assigned-seat movie theaters, best movies 2010, best movies 2011, cheap movies, cliques, daytime movies, discount movies, keanu, keanu on a bench, keanu sandwich, keanu with a sandwich, landmark, los angeles movie theaters, matinees, movie, movie houses, movie palaces, movie theater coupons, movie theater deals, movie theater discounts, movie theaters, movies, plays, regal cinemas, regal downtown, reserved seats, reserved-seat movie theaters, sad keanu, theaters, watching movies, where to sit No Comments » August 17th, 2010 maxlance1 It’s easy to knock any book that becomes one of the most popular in the country because America doesn’t read. Since we would rather do anything but pick up a book, this would mean that any book that appeals to millions of people must be catering to retarded people. So for the same reason I [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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