September 23rd, 2010 
maxlance1 This post might be a little tricky to pull off due to only a nascent understanding of puns in the native Somali language, but I wonder if Somalia has some version of their own pirate jokes to regale their future raiders and crusaders like we have here. The first question has to be whether the [...]
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No Comments » January 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Whenever it rains in New York, the street vendors come out in full force to hawk umbrellas, but I could never figure out why they were more aggressive with their sales pitch than any other person along Times Square. The knockoff wallet dude is always chill, sitting along the sidewalk playing dominoes with cell phone [...]
Posted in language, new york Tags: africa, africans, cell phone covers, cheap bags, cheap gucci, cheap prada, communications, confused, cultural differences, english, foreign, foreigners, imitation, immigrants, immigration, knockoff bags, knockoff wallets, language, language barrier, misunderstanding, new york, new york city, new york salesmen, nyc, olde english, rain, street vendors, umbrella, umbrellas, united states, wallets, water No Comments » April 30th, 2009 maxlance1 More aid is being sent to Africa, more U2 songs are being written and more kids are being whisked away by Pitt-Jolie Ltd., yet the continent still can’t get on stable footing. It’s made me wonder if Africa – the entire Continent – is the Los Angeles Clippers of land masses. Year after year, Africa [...]
February 17th, 2009 maxlance1 Everything going on with the election results in Zimbabwe makes me wonder about the picking process for location reporters at larger newspapers. Think that’s a tense meeting in the Editors’ room of the New York Times, when they have to decide who to send to Zimbabwe versus other world crisis? “We’re gonna need someone to [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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