Throughout the NCAA tournament, I have been barraged by the same advertisements to the point where I can rip my shirt off to reveal Bags Fly Free better than the Southwest guys. The ads that infuriate me the most, however, are the teasers for the Masters on CBS. They are frustrating not because of their [...]
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CBS Should Advertise Tiger Woods’ Masters Return Like a Maury Povich Episode
April 8th, 2010
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I Hate When The Weather Girl’s Giant Tits Block The Weekend Lows
February 8th, 2010
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I know it sounds obnoxious to complain about the weather report in Los Angeles, mostly because you really need to go out of your way to find a weather report. If you’re going to start an argument involving local jet streams in L.A., then you’re really doing it just to be a dick. But there [...]
Can We Use Bailout Money To Help Howie Long Make Manly Chevy Commercials Again?
November 4th, 2009
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I wonder if Howie Long hates having to wear sweater vests to sell Chevys to car buyers who are now doing research. Compared to the old ads, where he could wear what he wanted, go to a construction site and talk to tough guys all day, the commercials now are a travesty. He has to [...]
Rejected Endings to the "MLS Is…" Advertisements
June 1st, 2009
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…Not being put on the TV at the bar. …Barely trailing the Junior World Curling Championships in the ratings. …A proving ground for future stars of the Trinidad & Tobago soccer league …Looking too much like MLB on the TiVo again. …Weighing the possibility of letting players carry the ball. …I was just calling the [...]
