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Rejected Endings to the "MLS Is…" Advertisements

MLS Is...oh, it's soccer?

MLS Is...oh, it's soccer?

…Not being put on the TV at the bar.

…Barely trailing the Junior World Curling Championships in the ratings.

…A proving ground for future stars of the Trinidad & Tobago soccer league

…Looking too much like MLB on the TiVo again.

…Weighing the possibility of letting players carry the ball.

…I was just calling the radio station to request a song, do I have to win the tickets?

…Hoping Pele returns their call about coming out of retirement.

…Saving up to buy from the Multiple Listing Service.

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