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June 9th, 2011 maxlance1 There is actually a part of me that understands where you’re coming from. I’m unemployed. I recently graduated school. I work freelance and I don’t want to sit in my apartment all day. But taking your desktop computer into a coffee shop is going to ruin things for everyone. How much of an asshole do [...]
Posted in About Max, Jobs and Money, los angeles, money, new york, work, writing Tags: asshole in coffee shop, coffee shop hipster, desktop computer in starbucks, desktop in cafe, desktop versus laptop, dislike strangers, douche bag, douche bags, echo park, full computer in cafe, full computer in coffee shop, full computer in starbucks, hating strangers, hipster cafe, hipster coffee shop, hipsters, hipter, hollywood starbucks, homeless coffee shop, insomnia cafe, intelligensia, los feliz, netbook, overheard cafe, overheard coffee shop, overheard in new york, psychobabble cafe, silverlake, strangers I hate, susina bakery, the spot cafe, williamsburg, world of warcraft No Comments »My Dream Superpower Is Getting More Pathetic The Older I Become
December 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 I used to have really cool superpower aspirations, like flying or to be invisible. My imaginary superpowers now are sad and pathetic.
Posted in About Max, girls, money, relationships, writing Tags: ability to fly, avoid pregnancy, avoid stds, better jobs, birth control, eat without gaining weight, fighting with girlfriend, fights with girlfriend, flight, flying, flying man, flying person, free food, free meals, get a girl pregnant, girl's locker room, girl's shower, girls showers, how to ask for a raise, how to get a girl pregnant, how to get a raise, invisibility, invisibility cloak, invisible, job, jobs, paycheck, pregnant, raise, raises, rocket man, rocket pack, spying on girls, std, STDs, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, talking to girlfriend, work No Comments »Why Hasn’t There Been An Ocean Spill of the World’s Most Expensive Black Liquid Commodity: Printer Ink
July 16th, 2010 maxlance1 Not one to be outmuscled in the global market, BP has upped the ante on Exxon-Mobil by not just dumping a ship’s worth of oil directly onto seagulls, but has done the favor of directly unleashing the Earth’s supply straight into the water, thus cutting out the middleman of a drunken sailor. It makes you [...]
Posted in news, travel, writing Tags: birds in oil, bp oil spill, canon, cheap print cartridge replacement, cheap printer ink, containment cap, exxon valdez oil spill, gulf of mexico, gulf of mexico beaches, gulf of mexico oil spill, gulf oil spill, helvetica, hp, ink, kayak, kodak, lexmark, man made disasters, natural disasters, oil slick, oil spill, print cartridges, printer ink, printers, times new roman, typing, worst oil spills of all time, writing No Comments »Can We Make The “Marty Jannetty” A Common Expression?
April 27th, 2010 maxlance1 As an aspiring writer and stand-up, I constantly have to wonder how useless I truly am. I can go on the full scale of all human beings, on which scale I look pretty good. Most people have crappy day jobs, barely get by and loaf on their ass, in which case, I’m sort of interesting. [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.