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No Comments »The Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Groups Make It Really Hard to Be Politically Correct With Your Racism
July 5th, 2011 maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
Posted in America, language, los angeles, new york, Politics, race, travel, war Tags: accurate racism, american extremists, american racism, arabs, asians, chinese, cultural differences, cultures, damascus, difference between muslim and arab, difference between muslim and sikh, england racism, extremism, extremists, hindus, incorrect racism, indians, indians and sikhs, Iraq, japanese, koreans, kurdistan, kurds, middle east, middle east cultures, middle east religions, minorities, muslim extremists, muslim racism, muslims, pakistanis, politcal correctness, politcally correct racism, politcally correct racists, race, racism, racist tea partiers, racist tea party, religion, sikhs, syria, terrorism, terrorists No Comments »Americans Saying America is The Best Country is The Same As Loud, Fat Sports Fans Saying Their Home Team is The Best
March 28th, 2011 maxlance1 Many people are quick to label America the best country in the world, and there was something about this grand proclamation that struck a cord that I finally placed. It is exactly when loser fans of high-spending winning teams say that their team is the best in the world, yet the fans themselves have never done anything in their lives but cheer on real winners.
America might be the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers, but Americans are the fans of the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers. A bunch of loud and overweight chest-thumping losers who failed to live up to the potential of top players on the field. Instead, we question the decisions of leaders and pick fights with rivals.
Posted in America, Baseball, history, news, sports, war Tags: a-rod, alex rodriguez, america, america is not the best country in the world, america is the best, america is the worst country in the world, americans are like yankee fans, analogies, annoying sports fans, baseball, basketball, best country in the world, bleacher creacher, boston garden, c.c. sabathia, cc sabathia, celtics, fans, funny fan stories, lakers, libya, philadelphia sports fans, political pundit shows, politics, sabathia, sports, sports fans, sports in america, steelers, steinbrenner, td bank north garden, united states, united states of america, war, war in libya, worst sports fans, Yankee Stadium, yankee stadium fans, yankees No Comments »The Middle East And North Africa Really Want To See Tits
February 23rd, 2011 maxlance1 The unrest sparked in Tunisia that has spread across North Africa and the Middle East is on the precipice of changing the way that the Arab world sees tits. For decades, autocratic rulers have held all the power when it comes to viewing tits and now citizens are taking to the streets to protest. Whether [...]
Posted in girls, history, news, Politics, race, war Tags: arab girls, bahrain, burka topless, burqa topless, egypt, egyptian protests, iranian revolution, middle east, middle east girls, middle east protests, middle east revolution, middle east tits, middle east unrest, middle eastern girls, muslim girls, naked middle eastern girls, north africa revolution, north african revolutions, nude middle east girls, nude middle easterners, nude muslim girls, oil, oil prices, topless middle east girls, tunisia, tunisia protests, tunisian protests, united arab emrites, unrest, yemen No Comments »When Hitler Said The Japanese Were “Honorary Aryans,” Doesn’t That Seem Like Something The Ruler of a Tree House Would Do?
February 4th, 2011 maxlance1 It seems important to start this post by clarifying I have several other qualms with Adolph Hitler. This is, by far, pretty low on the list of annoying things Hitler did in his lifetime, and given the opportunity to remark upon his record, this would not carry the same magnitude as a couple other of [...]
Posted in history, Politics, race, war Tags: adolph hitler, allied powers, amazing treehouses, aryan race, aryans, axis powers, battle of midway, best treehouses, germany, hirohito, hitler, hitler and japan, hitler treehouse, honorary aryan, honorary aryans, imperial japan, japanese empire, kids, nazi, nazi germany, pacific ocean, soviet union, tojo, treehouse pictures, treehouses, unbreakable, ussr, war against germany, war against japan, war in the pacific, world war 2, world war 2 japan, world war ii, world war ii causes, zamperini No Comments »Starting a Relationship With Opposite Feelings Towards Kids Is Like The Three-Fifths Compromise In The Constitution
December 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 And Civil War is just ahead on the sixty-five year horizon. Imagine if all thirteen colonies had to agree on whether or not to have kids. Sure you could sweep the issue under the table for a little while, but eventually it will erupt in a total war that has its true roots edited in [...]
Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, history, relationships, war Tags: american civil war, articles of confederation, child labor, child slave labor, child slaves, child soldiers, child soldiers africa, child soldiers civil war, child soldiers germany, child soldiers russia, child warriors, children, children in the army, children soldiers, civil war, constitution, fighting over kids, kids, missouri comporise, right time for children, should you have kids, slave labor, slavery, south vs. north, texas civil war, texas school books, texas schools, texas textbooks, texas textbooks civil war, three-fifths compromise, underage soldiers, united states civil war, war between the states, war over kids, when to have children, when to have kids, youngsters No Comments »Do Somali Pirates Appreciate Pirate Jokes?
September 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 This post might be a little tricky to pull off due to only a nascent understanding of puns in the native Somali language, but I wonder if Somalia has some version of their own pirate jokes to regale their future raiders and crusaders like we have here. The first question has to be whether the [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, Uncategorized, war Tags: africa, aids, argh, best pirate jokes, crisis, cruises, current events, fertile crescent, funniest pirate jokes, guns, hijacking, horn of africa, hostages, hotel rwanda, kidnapping, military, news, pirate day, pirate jokes, pirate puns, pirates, pirating, raids, rwanda, seas, Somali pirates, somalia, somalia pirates, somalia pirates information, talk like a pirate, talk like a pirate day, war, world issues No Comments »How Have Serbians Preserved An Entire Ethnicity of People Who All Look Drunk?
June 17th, 2010 maxlance1 Serbia seems to have produced an entire nation of citizens who all look like they are drunk
Posted in basketball, entertainment, history, Soccer, sports, travel, war Tags: bad cars, balkans, civil war, culture, famous serbians, famous serbs, history, history of russia, history of serbia, history of slavs, history of yugoslavia, lakers, manchester united, russia, russia and serbia, sasha vujacic, serb sports, serbia, serbia ghana world cup, serbia highlights, serbia soccer, serbian athletes, serbian athletics, serbians, serbs, slavic people, slavs, slobodan milosovic, understand yugoslavia, vidic, vujacic, wars, why do serbians look drunk, why do serbs look drunk, world cup, world war i, world war one, world war two, world wars, worst cars, yugo, yugo car, yugoslavia, yugoslavia explained No Comments »Have North And South Korea Finally Worked Out Their Contract Disputes For The Korean War Sequel?
May 28th, 2010 maxlance1 It’s a shame that soaring salaries and egos have detracted countries from producing wars the way they used to. You could make the argument that studios are so invested in “tentpole” wars that carry on for decades and don’t have discernible starts or finishes, simply for the sake of franchising their wars, that we’ll never [...]
Posted in entertainment, Movies, travel, war Tags: american in korean war, asia, causes of the korean war, china action in korea, cold war, fighting, global crisis, godzilla, japan, kim il sung, kim jong il, korean torpedo crisis, korean war, korean war aftermath, korean war not over, monsters, north korea, nuclear war, russia and america over korea, seoul, south korea, south korea ship sinking, thailand civil war, thailand riots, vietnam war, war, wars No Comments »The Pacific Miniseries Harkens Back to the Good Old Days of Racism
April 15th, 2010 maxlance1 When our country is currently shackled by two wars being fought against a shadowy enemy, it’s nice to have a miniseries that takes us back to the classic days of being allowed to be obligatorily racist against specific groups of people. The Pacific, HBO’s ten-part miniseries about the Japanese theater of World War Two, harkens [...]
Posted in entertainment, race, television, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, afghanistan war, army, asians, black people, gulf war, hbo miniseries, hbo racist, hbo shows, hbo tv shows, hispanics, Iraq War, islam, japan, japanese people, japs, marines, military, pacific, pacific theater, pacific war, race, racism, sunni, the pacific, the pacific hbo, the pacific miniseries, the pacific miniseries hbo, the pacific miniseries racist, the pacific racist, war against japan, white people, world war 2, world war two No Comments »
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.