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		<title>Do Somali Pirates Appreciate Pirate Jokes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 22:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post might be a little tricky to pull off due to only a nascent understanding of puns in the native Somali language, but I wonder if Somalia has some version of their own pirate jokes to regale their future raiders and crusaders like we have here. The first question has to be whether the [...]
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		<title>The V Train&#8217;s Demise Makes It The Conan O&#8217;Brien Of Subway Lines</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 07:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where are all the Coco supporters today in news that the unloved and slighted V train is going to be eliminated under the new budget cuts? The V was hardly given a chance to shine and it showed moments of brilliance before having the axe handed down because the MTA panicked over expenditures. The V [...]
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		<title>Toyota&#8217;s NHL Sponsorship Conjures Images of Sliding Out of Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to an L.A. Kings game last week, which is always fun because it&#8217;s way more preferable to watch an NHL game alone in a quiet arena. It&#8217;s good to have a ten-to-one player to fan ratio at sports, so glad the NHL&#8217;s investment of hockey in the Southland is finally paying off. The [...]
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		<title>Shouldn&#8217;t Jackie Chan Have English Down By Now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>maxlance1</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just saw the preview for The Spy Next Door, which finally combines the movies Spy Kids and Rear Window, and it just seems a little surprising that Jackie Chan still speaks English as well as the hostess at my local Wok Don&#8217;t Run. Avatar invented an entire race, with its own language, culture and [...]
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		<title>Last Episode of Film Talk &#8211; Invictus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for watching everyone. Follow Kate Sargeant on Facebook and Twitter for info on her amazing new web series in January and check out ABC&#8217;s hit show Castle, which she&#8217;ll be writing on. No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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		<title>Film Talk &#8211; Up In The Air (episode 9 of 12)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next week&#8217;s movie: Invictus No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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		<title>Film Talk &#8211; The Road (episode 8 of 12)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Runner-Ups for President of the European Union</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>New U.S. Soccer Team Jersey Leaked And White Still Isn&#8217;t An Intimidating Color</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new U.S. Soccer jerseys for the 2010 World Cup today were leaked this week. Here is the home white jersey: The blue away jersey: The red third jersey: The kits are solid, and they have a nice play on the diagonal stripe from past jerseys. By the way, for an excellent article about the [...]
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		<title>Going Rogue: Children&#8217;s Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time there was a mayor in a very cold state. She liked hockey and hunting and awaiting her God-given fate. She rode off to work on her husky-driven sled. And even kept her child that was born with a large head. And then one day she got a very important call. A [...]
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