September 23rd, 2010 
maxlance1 This post might be a little tricky to pull off due to only a nascent understanding of puns in the native Somali language, but I wonder if Somalia has some version of their own pirate jokes to regale their future raiders and crusaders like we have here. The first question has to be whether the [...]
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No Comments » March 29th, 2010 maxlance1 Where are all the Coco supporters today in news that the unloved and slighted V train is going to be eliminated under the new budget cuts? The V was hardly given a chance to shine and it showed moments of brilliance before having the axe handed down because the MTA panicked over expenditures. The V [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: 6th avenue line, bdfv, conan obrien, cuts in subway service, fare increase, future subway map, I'm with coco, ind trains, m replaces v, m train, m train replacing v train, metrocard, mta budget, mta budget cuts, mta service cuts, new service new york subway, new subway map, new subway service, new york city, new york city subway, new york subway, no more v train, service changes new york, subway, subway budget cuts, transportation, v, v train, w train 1 Comment » February 15th, 2010 maxlance1 I went to an L.A. Kings game last week, which is always fun because it’s way more preferable to watch an NHL game alone in a quiet arena. It’s good to have a ten-to-one player to fan ratio at sports, so glad the NHL’s investment of hockey in the Southland is finally paying off. The [...]
Posted in commercials, entertainment, los angeles, sports, Uncategorized Tags: 2010 winter olympics, car ads, car recall, car sponsorships, cars, free toyota, funny olympics, funny toyota, hockey, ice hockey, kings, la kings, los angeles kings, luge crash, national hockey league, nhl, nhl lockout, nhl sponsors, nhl sponsorships, olympic hockey, swimming, toyota, toyota contests, toyota fail, toyota hockey, toyota recall, toyota sponsorship, vancouver olympics, win toyota, winter olympics No Comments » January 15th, 2010 maxlance1 I just saw the preview for The Spy Next Door, which finally combines the movies Spy Kids and Rear Window, and it just seems a little surprising that Jackie Chan still speaks English as well as the hostess at my local Wok Don’t Run. Avatar invented an entire race, with its own language, culture and [...]
Posted in entertainment, Favorites, Movies, Uncategorized Tags: 3-d, 3d, 3d movies, avatar, bruce lee, cgi, children, chinese, chow yung fat, english, jackie chan, karate, kids, kids movies, kung fu, kung fu panda, martial arts, martial arts movies, rush hour, shanghai noon, spy, spy kids, spy next door, spying, the spy next door No Comments » December 11th, 2009 maxlance1 Thanks for watching everyone. Follow Kate Sargeant on Facebook and Twitter for info on her amazing new web series in January and check out ABC’s hit show Castle, which she’ll be writing on.
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: dates, dating, exes, Film Talk, invictus, jealousy, love, marriage, matt damon, morgan freeman, movies, relationships, sex No Comments » December 1st, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Invictus
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: airplanes, dating, Film Talk, films, flight, george clooney, love, movies, relationships, sex, up in the air No Comments » November 24th, 2009 maxlance1 Next week’s movie: Up in the Air
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: cormac mccarthy, dating, Film Talk, films, hatred, jealousy, love, movies, relationships, sex, the road No Comments » November 23rd, 2009 maxlance1 Finland: Ludvig Borga Poland: Polish Joke Book France: Pepe Le Pew United Kingdom: Susan Boyle Republic of Ireland: The Lucky Charms Guy Denmark: Lego People Romania: Count Chocula
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: cartoons, count chocula, eu, europe, european union, european union elections, famous europeans, lucky charms No Comments » November 21st, 2009 maxlance1 The new U.S. Soccer jerseys for the 2010 World Cup today were leaked this week. Here is the home white jersey: The blue away jersey: The red third jersey: The kits are solid, and they have a nice play on the diagonal stripe from past jerseys. By the way, for an excellent article about the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: 2010 world cup, football kit, jerseys, men's national team, new jersey, new jersey leak, soccer, u.s. soccer, uniwatch 1 Comment » November 18th, 2009 maxlance1 Once upon a time there was a mayor in a very cold state. She liked hockey and hunting and awaiting her God-given fate. She rode off to work on her husky-driven sled. And even kept her child that was born with a large head. And then one day she got a very important call. A [...]
Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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