December 29th, 2011 
maxlance1 It seems as though an amusement park’s critical acclaim is related to the quality of their themed areas. Busch Gardens Tampa has designed their different sections to resemble the jungle, Disneyland has worlds like Frontierland, Tomorrowland and Have-Your-Wallet-Raped-By-Donald-Duck-Land, Six Flags Magic Mountain is themed like a place where you can be robbed by gangs of [...]
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No Comments » July 5th, 2011 maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
Posted in America, language, los angeles, new york, Politics, race, travel, war Tags: accurate racism, american extremists, american racism, arabs, asians, chinese, cultural differences, cultures, damascus, difference between muslim and arab, difference between muslim and sikh, england racism, extremism, extremists, hindus, incorrect racism, indians, indians and sikhs, Iraq, japanese, koreans, kurdistan, kurds, middle east, middle east cultures, middle east religions, minorities, muslim extremists, muslim racism, muslims, pakistanis, politcal correctness, politcally correct racism, politcally correct racists, race, racism, racist tea partiers, racist tea party, religion, sikhs, syria, terrorism, terrorists No Comments » May 12th, 2011 maxlance1 2011 Outdoor Movies in Los Angeles. Click on the marker for that location’s schedule, also printed in text below. More locations and films are announced throughout the summer. View 2011 Outdoor Movies Los Angeles in a larger map Cinespia – Cemetery Screenings at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery http://cinespia.org/ May 14 – Cat on a Hot [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, los angeles, Movies, travel Tags: 2011, 2011 outdoor movie guide, abba hollywood bowl tickets, cemetary movies, cemetary screenings, cemetery movies, cemetery screenings, century city mall movies, cinespia, cinespia outdoor movies screenings, exposition park movies, hollywood forever movies, los angeles, los angeles outdoor movies, los angeles outdoor movies 2011, mamma mia outdoor movie, mamma mia sing-along, movies in the cemetery, movies on the terrace, movies under the stars, outdoor cinema and food fest, outdoor movies, outdoor movies and food fest, outdoor movies los angeles, outdoor movies los angeles 2011, outside movie screenings, outside movies, outside movies century city, santa monica pier movies, santa monica pier outdoor movies, sixteen candles outside, things to do in los angeles, universal city walk outdoor movies, win abba hollywood bowl tickets No Comments » April 29th, 2011 maxlance1 I noticed recently that the Los Angeles bus and subway system has instituted the “If you see something, say something” campaign to keep citizens alert of suspicious activity. Am I the only wondering what kind of a pathetic terrorist would take out his attack on the Los Angeles Metro? For starters, what is the point [...]
Posted in America, los angeles, travel, work Tags: alvarado park, aqua line, beverly hills, cafe, coffee, demographics la subway, dodger stadium, driving, expo line, exposition line, if you see something say something, if you see something say something signs, inteligencia, intelligencia, intelligensia, l.a., L.A. Metro, LA Metro, la public transit, la subway mexicans, LA vs NY, lakers, los angeles, Los Angeles metro, los angeles public transportation, los angeles public transportation jokes, los angeles subway, Los Angeles vs New York, metro bus, metro demographics, metro rail, metro ridership, metro transporation, see something say something, vegan, white people on the la subway No Comments » February 2nd, 2011 maxlance1 Big Bear is located two-and-a-half hours East of Los Angeles and features some of the best – and only – skiing within two-and-a-half hours of Los Angeles. Directions: Take the 210 until you go uphill. When you hit water, you’re there. It is a nice mix of local restaurants and shops that are owned by [...]
Posted in Animals, hiking, travel, Viral Videos Tags: best food big bear, big bear, big bear california, big bear city, big bear hikes, big bear lake, big bear lift tickets, big bear mountain, big bear must see, big bear skiing, big bear snow conditions, big bear snowboarding, big bear video, big bear zoo, cathy's cottages, discovery center, food, hike giorgonio, hiking, local hikes big bear, los angeles, los angeles day trips, lumberjack cafe, moonridge animal park, moonrige animal park, mount giorgonio, san berardino, san berardino national forest, san bernadino, san bernardino national park, san gorgonio, ski season, skiing, snow valley, telescope, tours, travel tips big bear, what to do in big bear No Comments » December 7th, 2010 maxlance1 The Bridge to Nowhere is located in Azusa, California. In the 1930s, someone thought it would be a good idea to build a road in the middle of a mountain range that would forever be uninhabitable. This was before Sim City. When they hit a giant dip over a river, they built a beautiful arch [...]
Posted in hiking, los angeles, travel, Viral Videos Tags: abandoned bridge, azusa, best hikes los angeles, best hiking in los angeles, bridge to nowhere, bridge to nowhere azusa, bridge to nowhere bungee, bridge to nowhere bungee jump, bridge to nowhere bungee jumping, bridge to nowhere bunjee, bridge to nowhere california, bridge to nowhere hike, bridge to nowhere los angeles, bridge to nowhere video, bridges, cool bridges, empty bridge, funny videos, hike bridge to nowhere, la hiking, los angeles hikes, los angeles hiking, los angeles hiking videos, max lance hiking videos, max lance videos, san gabriel mountain hike, san gabriel mountains, san gabriels, travel videos No Comments » November 24th, 2010 maxlance1 Second part of the trip to Vancouver and Vancouver Island. You can watch part one here. This video rounds up the BC Ferry, Victoria and Pacific Rim National Park.
Posted in hiking, travel, Viral Videos Tags: bc centre, bc ferries, bc parks, beer, british columbia, british columbia national parks, canada, canadian, funny, funny travel videos vancouver, funny travel videos victoria, history of vancouver, hockey, hurricane ridge, long beach canada, max lance, max lance travel videos, oak bay, olympic national park, pacific rim, pacific rim national park, rain forest, schwartz bay, tea, tofino, tour, tour guide, tours, tswassen, usa vs. canada, vacation video, Vancouver, vancouver island, victoria, video No Comments » October 25th, 2010 maxlance1 This is the first part of a week-long vacation to Vancouver and Vancouver Island, British Columbia. Part one is wandering around Vancouver. Started in Yaletown, walked around downtown to the library, Sky Harbour and The Centre. Day two, climbed Lynn Peak near the Grouse Grind and headed back down to the waterfront. Day three was [...]
Posted in hiking, travel, Viral Videos Tags: 2010, bc, bridge, British Columbia. Lynn Peak, canada, canada hockey, capilano, capilano suspension bridge, funny, grouse grind, grouse mountain, hikes, hiking, jokes, lynn canyon, North Vancouver, northvan, nude beach, nudist beach, tour, travel, ubc, university of british columbia, Vancouver, vancouver jokes, vancouver olympics, video, videos, West Vancouver, westvan, winter olympics, wreck, wreck beach No Comments » September 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 This post might be a little tricky to pull off due to only a nascent understanding of puns in the native Somali language, but I wonder if Somalia has some version of their own pirate jokes to regale their future raiders and crusaders like we have here. The first question has to be whether the [...]
Posted in language, news, travel, Uncategorized, war Tags: africa, aids, argh, best pirate jokes, crisis, cruises, current events, fertile crescent, funniest pirate jokes, guns, hijacking, horn of africa, hostages, hotel rwanda, kidnapping, military, news, pirate day, pirate jokes, pirate puns, pirates, pirating, raids, rwanda, seas, Somali pirates, somalia, somalia pirates, somalia pirates information, talk like a pirate, talk like a pirate day, war, world issues No Comments » September 23rd, 2010 maxlance1 Flew into Portland where my friend picked me up. Drove over to the coast, then took the 101 and the 1 back to L.A. It was cloudy. Northern part of the coast was covered in fog, best parts are the rocky coasts, massive cliffs and lighthouses, if you’re into that kind of thing. Screw lighthouses [...]
Posted in hiking, travel, Viral Videos Tags: 101, banton, camping, coos bay, crater lake, eureka, forests, lighthouses, national park, national parks, nature, north bend, oregon, oregon coast, oregon dunes, oregon road trip, oregon shore, oregon state parks, pacific, pacific coast highway, pacific northwest, pacific northwest road trip, pch, portland coast, redwood forest, redwood national park, redwood trees, redwoods, road trip video, road trips, rogue beer, rogue river, san fran, san francisco, sand dunes, travel video, trees, vacation video, video, videos No Comments »
Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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