February 16th, 2011 
maxlance1 This week saw the premiere of a super-computer named Watson competing against top champions on Jeopardy. It was an epic battle of man versus machine that truly tested how advanced technology has become and whether we can make a robot smarter than the human brain. The question that all viewers of ABC syndication are asking [...]
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1 Comment » December 18th, 2010 maxlance1 When the theater is packed, it makes sense. Reserved-seat movie houses have eliminated the problem faced by couples or groups of friends going to a blockbuster on opening night. However, this novelty of assigning seats completely backfires for two in the afternoon matinees on a Wednesday.You no longer have to lay out a blizzard’s worth [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, Movies, technology Tags: amc, amc 16, amc century city, amc century city 16, amc coupons, amc movie theaters, amc movies coupons, amc theaters, amc theaters coupons, arclight, art houses, assigned seating movie theaters, assigned seats, assigned-seat movie theaters, best movies 2010, best movies 2011, cheap movies, cliques, daytime movies, discount movies, keanu, keanu on a bench, keanu sandwich, keanu with a sandwich, landmark, los angeles movie theaters, matinees, movie, movie houses, movie palaces, movie theater coupons, movie theater deals, movie theater discounts, movie theaters, movies, plays, regal cinemas, regal downtown, reserved seats, reserved-seat movie theaters, sad keanu, theaters, watching movies, where to sit No Comments » September 27th, 2010 maxlance1 Five. Five in one weekend. I guess maybe one or two for the entire city of Los Angeles would be pretty reasonable, but what does it say that in one weekend I found the OKcupid pages of five different girls I know? For starters, it says that I’m completely addicted to sitting at home and [...]
Posted in Dating, girls, relationships, technology Tags: bad internet dates, best internet dating website, best online dating stories, casual encounters, craigslist, eharmony, eharmony.com, funny online dating stories, internet dating, internet dating nightmare, internet dating stories, internet dating websites, match, match.com, missed connections, ok cupid, okcupid, okcupid blog, okcupid.com, online dating, online dating jokes, online dating nightmares, sex, terrible online dates, virtual dating, website dating No Comments » June 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in los angeles, Soccer, sports, technology, work Tags: act sober at work, alcoholics, auto-reply e-mail, drinking, drinking at the office, drunk at work, drunk e-mail auto-reply, drunk for the world cup at work, drunk in the office, funny e-mails, john terry, los angeles, office beers, office drinking, oguchi onyewu, rio ferdinand, ronaldo, sober at work, soccer, soccer bars, soccer before work, soccer drinking, steven gerrard, support groups, usa soccer, usa soccer world cup, usa-england, wasted in the office, wayne rooney, where to watch the world cup, world cup, world cup 2010, world cup drinking, world cup fans No Comments » December 11th, 2009 maxlance1 Personalized file-format that allows Word files you create to only work on your computer. Auto-crash mode will allow MS Office to crash your computer every ten minutes, down from every thirty. Random-font generator opens your files in a new wacky font code that cannot be changed for your protection. Auto-table turns any essay over ten [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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