June 29th, 2011 
maxlance1 As one of a small collection of die-hard American soccer fans, I strongly support the U.S. Women’s National Team in pursuit of the Women’s World Cup trophy. I remember Brandi Chastain sending in the tournament-winning goal in ’99 and followed their early oust in the ’03 and ’07 tournaments. But those riot fences behind the [...]
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No Comments » March 28th, 2011 maxlance1 Many people are quick to label America the best country in the world, and there was something about this grand proclamation that struck a cord that I finally placed. It is exactly when loser fans of high-spending winning teams say that their team is the best in the world, yet the fans themselves have never done anything in their lives but cheer on real winners.
America might be the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers, but Americans are the fans of the Yankees, Celtics and Steelers. A bunch of loud and overweight chest-thumping losers who failed to live up to the potential of top players on the field. Instead, we question the decisions of leaders and pick fights with rivals.
Posted in America, Baseball, history, news, sports, war Tags: a-rod, alex rodriguez, america, america is not the best country in the world, america is the best, america is the worst country in the world, americans are like yankee fans, analogies, annoying sports fans, baseball, basketball, best country in the world, bleacher creacher, boston garden, c.c. sabathia, cc sabathia, celtics, fans, funny fan stories, lakers, libya, philadelphia sports fans, political pundit shows, politics, sabathia, sports, sports fans, sports in america, steelers, steinbrenner, td bank north garden, united states, united states of america, war, war in libya, worst sports fans, Yankee Stadium, yankee stadium fans, yankees No Comments » October 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Football is supposed to be a violent sport and we need to stop letting doctors getting in the way. If our favorite sport is going to return to its glory days of brutes running haphazardly through mud and snow then that’s where our understanding of brain matter must return as well.
Posted in Favorites, football, health, Science, sports Tags: aaron rodgers concussion, aaron rogers concussion, brain injuries, brandon jacobs, brett favre concussion, buy football pads, concussion, concussions, cuncussions, doctors, drew brees, drew brees concussion, effects of concussions, eli manning, fake concussion, football, football helmets, future football helmets, future football pads, future nfl helmets, growth of nfl players, head injuries, helmets, medical staff, nfl, nfl helmets, nfl pads, nfl players size, nfl trainers, offensive linesman, payton manning concussion, peyton manning, peyton manning concussion, physicians, science, sports, sports doctors, sports injuries, sports medicine, sports trainers, team doctors, weak concussion, weak players No Comments » August 2nd, 2010 maxlance1 Mount San Antonio (better known as Mount Baldy) at 10,068 feet is the highest point in Los Angeles County and the third-tallest mountain in Southern California. Pretty easy to find, with well-marked trails, take the 210 to Mount Baldy Road and keep going up. There are three trails to the top, and we took the [...]
Posted in hiking, los angeles, sports, travel, Viral Videos Tags: baldy, baldy tips, baldy video, best hikes in los angeles, funny hiking videos, hike mt baldy, hiking videos, how to hike mount baldy, mount baldy, mount baldy map, mount baldy trail map, mount baldy trails, mount baldy video, mount san antonio, mount san antonio trails, mt baldy, mt baldy video, mt san antonio, san antonio tips, san gabriel mountain range, san gabriel mountains, snow on mount baldy, tough los angeles hikes, trail guide, video, videos No Comments » July 9th, 2010 maxlance1 With the exciting news that Cristiano Ronaldo knocked up an American hottie (one of our best exports) and is now trying to play it off as a cover-up/surrogate situation, the United States national team might have finally turned a corner in international soccer. This is the break that Sunil Gulati and Bob Bradley have needed [...]
Posted in entertainment, Soccer, sports Tags: baby, bob bradley, christiano ronoldo, cristiano, cristiano ronaldo, kid, landon donovan, ronaldo, ronaldo american baby, ronaldo baby, ronaldo baby daddy, ronaldo baby momma, ronaldo bastard son, ronaldo child, ronaldo dad, ronaldo kid, ronaldo madrid, ronaldo married, ronaldo mls, ronaldo portugal, ronaldo wife, ronoldo baby, son, us soccer, usa soccer No Comments » June 17th, 2010 maxlance1 Serbia seems to have produced an entire nation of citizens who all look like they are drunk
Posted in basketball, entertainment, history, Soccer, sports, travel, war Tags: bad cars, balkans, civil war, culture, famous serbians, famous serbs, history, history of russia, history of serbia, history of slavs, history of yugoslavia, lakers, manchester united, russia, russia and serbia, sasha vujacic, serb sports, serbia, serbia ghana world cup, serbia highlights, serbia soccer, serbian athletes, serbian athletics, serbians, serbs, slavic people, slavs, slobodan milosovic, understand yugoslavia, vidic, vujacic, wars, why do serbians look drunk, why do serbs look drunk, world cup, world war i, world war one, world war two, world wars, worst cars, yugo, yugo car, yugoslavia, yugoslavia explained No Comments » June 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in los angeles, Soccer, sports, technology, work Tags: act sober at work, alcoholics, auto-reply e-mail, drinking, drinking at the office, drunk at work, drunk e-mail auto-reply, drunk for the world cup at work, drunk in the office, funny e-mails, john terry, los angeles, office beers, office drinking, oguchi onyewu, rio ferdinand, ronaldo, sober at work, soccer, soccer bars, soccer before work, soccer drinking, steven gerrard, support groups, usa soccer, usa soccer world cup, usa-england, wasted in the office, wayne rooney, where to watch the world cup, world cup, world cup 2010, world cup drinking, world cup fans No Comments » May 4th, 2010 maxlance1 7. United States Hooray, we won a beauty pageant. Oh, wait, our entire back line is recovering from crippling injuries and we’re stuck with a jersey with a white-on-white sash on the front. The USA jersey is a poor throwback to the 1950 England win, but maybe these will distract the Brits. 6. Portugal The [...]
Posted in fashion, Soccer, sports Tags: 2010 world cup, best and worst world cup jerseys, best world cup jerseys, brazil jersey, buy soccer equipment online, buy us soccer jersey, buy usa soccer jersey, buy usa soccer kit, free online soccer equipment, italy jersey, soccer equipment, soccer equipment deals, south africa, united states soccer jersey, us soccer, us soccer cheap, us soccer discount, us soccer jersey, us soccer review, usa soccer, usa soccer discount, usa soccer jersey, world cup, world cup jersey reviews, world cup jerseys, world cup kits, world cup south africa, worst world cup jerseys No Comments » May 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 We are almost one month away from the biggest global sporting event. More than a billion people worldwide will be glued to televisions despite all your soccer hating. Soccer jerseys (or footie kits) are as much of a business worldwide as your Kobe replica threads, so here’s my rundown on the best and worst of [...]
Posted in fashion, Soccer, sports Tags: 2010 world cup, best and worst world cup jerseys, best world cup jerseys, brazil jersey, buy soccer equipment online, buy us soccer jersey, buy usa soccer jersey, buy usa soccer kit, free online soccer equipment, italy jersey, soccer equipment, soccer equipment deals, south africa, united states soccer jersey, us soccer, us soccer cheap, us soccer discount, us soccer jersey, us soccer review, usa soccer, usa soccer discount, usa soccer jersey, world cup, world cup jersey reviews, world cup jerseys, world cup kits, world cup south africa, worst world cup jerseys No Comments » April 27th, 2010 maxlance1 As an aspiring writer and stand-up, I constantly have to wonder how useless I truly am. I can go on the full scale of all human beings, on which scale I look pretty good. Most people have crappy day jobs, barely get by and loaf on their ass, in which case, I’m sort of interesting. [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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