September 1st, 2010 
maxlance1 Very bad news this week from the glorious world of seeing eight different doctors before getting a diagnosis. My knee injury from six weeks ago has now been identified as an ACL tear, by a real doctor rather than my original health insurance that I like to call WebMD.com. Since I like to think that [...]
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No Comments » August 20th, 2010 maxlance1 After three years of living in Los Angeles, it’s become obvious that all the genetic dispositions and traits I adapted to thrive in New York’s dating scene are completely useless when dating in Los Angeles. As an east coast sarcastic Jew, I was clearly bred with the ability to pass on my DNA in environments [...]
Posted in Dating, Favorites, los angeles, new york, relationships, Science Tags: bad first dates, crazy dates, crazy girls, darwin, darwin dates, darwin theory on relationships, darwinism, darwinism for dating, dating, dating advice, dating in la, dating in los angeles, dating in new york, dating tips, evolution, evolution explained, finch, finches, finches explained, first dates, galapagos, galapagos island vacation, galapagos islands, galapagos turtle, intelligent design, jdate, jewish dating, jewish girls, jewish guys, jews, judaism, los angeles, origin of species, origin of species explained, sex, sex advice, theory of evolution No Comments » April 8th, 2010 maxlance1 Throughout the NCAA tournament, I have been barraged by the same advertisements to the point where I can rip my shirt off to reveal Bags Fly Free better than the Southwest guys. The ads that infuriate me the most, however, are the teasers for the Masters on CBS. They are frustrating not because of their [...]
Posted in entertainment, girls, relationships, Sex, sports, television Tags: ads, advertisements, cbs, commercials for the masters, daytime talk shows, daytime tv, dna test episode, dna tests, fake tiger woods commercial, funny tiger woods commercial, masters, masters commercials, maury povich, ncaa tournament commercials, oprah, paternity tests, sports, talk shows, the masters, tiger, tiger woods, tiger woods affair, tiger woods cheating, tiger woods commercial, tiger woods girlfriend, tiger woods girlfriends, tiger woods scandal No Comments » March 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Most military setbacks throughout history are caused by the favored Army being more prepared for the previous war than the one they are currently losing. We have become fully adapted for the terrain and tactics of one enemy, then enter a new landscape and demands and we are caught off guard. This is exactly how [...]
Posted in Dating, girls, relationships, Sex, war Tags: arguing with girlfriend, bad relationships, bad sex, dating, ex-girlfriends, fighting with girlfriend, fights, frat parties, girl fights, how to win an argument, jello wrestling, love, military strategy, military techniques, military theory, mud wrestling, relationships, revolutionary war, sex, sexy girlfriends, vietnam, war, war with girlfriend, world war 2, world war i, world war one No Comments » January 11th, 2010 maxlance1 People knock Mandarin for being a tricky language because the emphasis on a certain syllable can make a word’s meaning be either “I love you,” or, “Your mother’s a whore” (although I don’t know what the Chinese is for, “I love your whore mother”). It’s a tonal language with a lot of sounds and vocal [...]
Posted in Dating, relationships Tags: boyfriends, breaking up, breakups, calligraphy, cheating, china, dating, english, english language, ex-girlfriends, fighting, fighting in relationships, fights, fine, flowers, girlfriend, girlfriends, language, linguistics, love, lying, men and women, men vs. women, relationships, sex, three-ways, words No Comments » December 30th, 2009 maxlance1 It should definitely be noted that people other than myself express pity for the girls I date, but that’s more personality-driven, I think. And also I need to mention that by “older,” I just mean older than me. I’m not hanging out at bingo parlors to snag myself a taut sixty-two-year-old, even though there would [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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