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May 12th, 2011 maxlance1 2011 Outdoor Movies in Los Angeles. Click on the marker for that location’s schedule, also printed in text below. More locations and films are announced throughout the summer. View 2011 Outdoor Movies Los Angeles in a larger map Cinespia – Cemetery Screenings at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery http://cinespia.org/ May 14 – Cat on a Hot [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, los angeles, Movies, travel Tags: 2011, 2011 outdoor movie guide, abba hollywood bowl tickets, cemetary movies, cemetary screenings, cemetery movies, cemetery screenings, century city mall movies, cinespia, cinespia outdoor movies screenings, exposition park movies, hollywood forever movies, los angeles, los angeles outdoor movies, los angeles outdoor movies 2011, mamma mia outdoor movie, mamma mia sing-along, movies in the cemetery, movies on the terrace, movies under the stars, outdoor cinema and food fest, outdoor movies, outdoor movies and food fest, outdoor movies los angeles, outdoor movies los angeles 2011, outside movie screenings, outside movies, outside movies century city, santa monica pier movies, santa monica pier outdoor movies, sixteen candles outside, things to do in los angeles, universal city walk outdoor movies, win abba hollywood bowl tickets No Comments »My Best Life Prospect At The Moment Is That My Girlfriend Is The Secret Millionaire
April 16th, 2011 maxlance1 Facing an array of failure on the cusp of my college graduation and impending one-hundred-and-twenty-thousand dollars of student loan debt at the age of twenty-six, my life options have never been more clear. Through a detailed analysis of employment potential, career prospects and quality-of-life projections, the only thing I have going for myself at the [...]
Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, los angeles, money, relationships, Sex, television Tags: actor girlfriend, actress girlfriend, best girlfriend, best girlfriend in the world, boys and girls, boys vs. girls, cool girlfriends, cute girlfriends, funny girlfriends, girlfriend, girlfriend jokes, great girlfriends, how to be a better girlfriend, how to be a cool girlfriend tips, jen bailey, jen bailey imdb, jen erin bailey, jennifer erin bailey, max lance, max lance girlfriend, men vs. women, rich girlfriend, secret girlfriend, secret millionaire, secret millionaire girlfriend, sex differences, undercover boss, undercover girlfriend, usc, usc rooftop sex No Comments »Reserved-Seating Movie Theaters Need to Implement Awkwardness Protection
December 18th, 2010 maxlance1 When the theater is packed, it makes sense. Reserved-seat movie houses have eliminated the problem faced by couples or groups of friends going to a blockbuster on opening night. However, this novelty of assigning seats completely backfires for two in the afternoon matinees on a Wednesday.You no longer have to lay out a blizzard’s worth [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, Movies, technology Tags: amc, amc 16, amc century city, amc century city 16, amc coupons, amc movie theaters, amc movies coupons, amc theaters, amc theaters coupons, arclight, art houses, assigned seating movie theaters, assigned seats, assigned-seat movie theaters, best movies 2010, best movies 2011, cheap movies, cliques, daytime movies, discount movies, keanu, keanu on a bench, keanu sandwich, keanu with a sandwich, landmark, los angeles movie theaters, matinees, movie, movie houses, movie palaces, movie theater coupons, movie theater deals, movie theater discounts, movie theaters, movies, plays, regal cinemas, regal downtown, reserved seats, reserved-seat movie theaters, sad keanu, theaters, watching movies, where to sit No Comments »Starting a Relationship With Opposite Feelings Towards Kids Is Like The Three-Fifths Compromise In The Constitution
December 3rd, 2010 maxlance1 And Civil War is just ahead on the sixty-five year horizon. Imagine if all thirteen colonies had to agree on whether or not to have kids. Sure you could sweep the issue under the table for a little while, but eventually it will erupt in a total war that has its true roots edited in [...]
Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, history, relationships, war Tags: american civil war, articles of confederation, child labor, child slave labor, child slaves, child soldiers, child soldiers africa, child soldiers civil war, child soldiers germany, child soldiers russia, child warriors, children, children in the army, children soldiers, civil war, constitution, fighting over kids, kids, missouri comporise, right time for children, should you have kids, slave labor, slavery, south vs. north, texas civil war, texas school books, texas schools, texas textbooks, texas textbooks civil war, three-fifths compromise, underage soldiers, united states civil war, war between the states, war over kids, when to have children, when to have kids, youngsters No Comments »Honest Romantic Gift Certificates For the Holiday Season
November 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in About Max, Dating, girls, relationships Tags: arguments, bad first dates, bad relationships, bff, boyfriend, boyfriends, boys, chanukah, chanukkah, dating, dating stories, fighting, first dates, friends with benefits, funny first date stories, gift certificates, gifts, girlfriend, girlfriends, girls, holidays, honesty, horror date stories, just friends, love, lovers, men vs. women, presents, romance, romantic, romantic gift certificates, sex, sex gift certificate, sex stories, sex talking, sweet gift certificates, toxic relationships, truth No Comments »What’s the Protocol For Spotting Internet Dating Profiles of Girls You Know?
September 27th, 2010 maxlance1 Five. Five in one weekend. I guess maybe one or two for the entire city of Los Angeles would be pretty reasonable, but what does it say that in one weekend I found the OKcupid pages of five different girls I know? For starters, it says that I’m completely addicted to sitting at home and [...]
Posted in Dating, girls, relationships, technology Tags: bad internet dates, best internet dating website, best online dating stories, casual encounters, craigslist, eharmony, eharmony.com, funny online dating stories, internet dating, internet dating nightmare, internet dating stories, internet dating websites, match, match.com, missed connections, ok cupid, okcupid, okcupid blog, okcupid.com, online dating, online dating jokes, online dating nightmares, sex, terrible online dates, virtual dating, website dating No Comments »The Only Solution To This Knee Injury Is a Crippling, Abusive, Co-Dependent Relationship
September 1st, 2010 maxlance1 Very bad news this week from the glorious world of seeing eight different doctors before getting a diagnosis. My knee injury from six weeks ago has now been identified as an ACL tear, by a real doctor rather than my original health insurance that I like to call WebMD.com. Since I like to think that [...]
Posted in Dating, health, hiking, relationships, Sex Tags: acl, acl information, acl surgery, bad dating stories, bad relationships, co-dependence, co-dependency, co-dependent, crazy ex, crazy ex-girlfriend, crazy exes, crazy girls, crazy l.a. dating, ex-girlfriend, exes, girlfriend, girlfriends, knee, knee injuries, knee injury, knee reconstruction, l.a. girls, los angeles dating, love, mcl, miniscus, pcl, psycho ex, psycho ex story, relationship advice, relationship tips, ruptured acl, sex, torn acl No Comments »I Suck At Dating In L.A. For The Same Reason That Finches on Each Galapagos Island Have Different Beaks
August 20th, 2010 maxlance1 After three years of living in Los Angeles, it’s become obvious that all the genetic dispositions and traits I adapted to thrive in New York’s dating scene are completely useless when dating in Los Angeles. As an east coast sarcastic Jew, I was clearly bred with the ability to pass on my DNA in environments [...]
Posted in Dating, Favorites, los angeles, new york, relationships, Science Tags: bad first dates, crazy dates, crazy girls, darwin, darwin dates, darwin theory on relationships, darwinism, darwinism for dating, dating, dating advice, dating in la, dating in los angeles, dating in new york, dating tips, evolution, evolution explained, finch, finches, finches explained, first dates, galapagos, galapagos island vacation, galapagos islands, galapagos turtle, intelligent design, jdate, jewish dating, jewish girls, jewish guys, jews, judaism, los angeles, origin of species, origin of species explained, sex, sex advice, theory of evolution No Comments »I Lose Fights With My Girlfriend For The Same Reason Unprepared Armies Lose Wars in New Terrain
March 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Most military setbacks throughout history are caused by the favored Army being more prepared for the previous war than the one they are currently losing. We have become fully adapted for the terrain and tactics of one enemy, then enter a new landscape and demands and we are caught off guard. This is exactly how [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.