December 29th, 2011 
maxlance1 It seems as though an amusement park’s critical acclaim is related to the quality of their themed areas. Busch Gardens Tampa has designed their different sections to resemble the jungle, Disneyland has worlds like Frontierland, Tomorrowland and Have-Your-Wallet-Raped-By-Donald-Duck-Land, Six Flags Magic Mountain is themed like a place where you can be robbed by gangs of [...]
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No Comments » November 30th, 2011 maxlance1 Call me paranoid, but I am pretty certain that my cadre of help that I employ around the house are starting to work together and not just to clean my bathtub. I am growing more and more suspicious that they are writing a book detailing their awful experiences incurred by working for me. I don’t [...]
Posted in books, entertainment, Jobs and Money, Movies, race, work Tags: abuse, alabama, amazon, apartment cleaning, assistants, awkward cleaning lady, bad bosses, best cleaning service, best cleaning service los angeles, books about abuse, boss, bosses, cleaners, cleaning ladies, cleaning lady, cleaning lady abuse, cleaning services, emma watson, help, help movie, help sequel, hot cleaning ladies, hot maid, how much to pay a cleaning lady, how much to pay a maid, how to be a good boss, katharine stockett, katherine stockett, katherine stockett next book, Katheryn Stocket, Katheryn Stockett, maid abuse, maids, mexican cleaning ladies, mexicans, mexico, mississippi, race, racism, segregation, sexy cleaning lady, sexy maid costume, stocket, the help, the help book cover, the help movie, the help sequel No Comments » July 5th, 2011 maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
Posted in America, language, los angeles, new york, Politics, race, travel, war Tags: accurate racism, american extremists, american racism, arabs, asians, chinese, cultural differences, cultures, damascus, difference between muslim and arab, difference between muslim and sikh, england racism, extremism, extremists, hindus, incorrect racism, indians, indians and sikhs, Iraq, japanese, koreans, kurdistan, kurds, middle east, middle east cultures, middle east religions, minorities, muslim extremists, muslim racism, muslims, pakistanis, politcal correctness, politcally correct racism, politcally correct racists, race, racism, racist tea partiers, racist tea party, religion, sikhs, syria, terrorism, terrorists No Comments » February 23rd, 2011 maxlance1 The unrest sparked in Tunisia that has spread across North Africa and the Middle East is on the precipice of changing the way that the Arab world sees tits. For decades, autocratic rulers have held all the power when it comes to viewing tits and now citizens are taking to the streets to protest. Whether [...]
Posted in girls, history, news, Politics, race, war Tags: arab girls, bahrain, burka topless, burqa topless, egypt, egyptian protests, iranian revolution, middle east, middle east girls, middle east protests, middle east revolution, middle east tits, middle east unrest, middle eastern girls, muslim girls, naked middle eastern girls, north africa revolution, north african revolutions, nude middle east girls, nude middle easterners, nude muslim girls, oil, oil prices, topless middle east girls, tunisia, tunisia protests, tunisian protests, united arab emrites, unrest, yemen No Comments » February 4th, 2011 maxlance1 It seems important to start this post by clarifying I have several other qualms with Adolph Hitler. This is, by far, pretty low on the list of annoying things Hitler did in his lifetime, and given the opportunity to remark upon his record, this would not carry the same magnitude as a couple other of [...]
Posted in history, Politics, race, war Tags: adolph hitler, allied powers, amazing treehouses, aryan race, aryans, axis powers, battle of midway, best treehouses, germany, hirohito, hitler, hitler and japan, hitler treehouse, honorary aryan, honorary aryans, imperial japan, japanese empire, kids, nazi, nazi germany, pacific ocean, soviet union, tojo, treehouse pictures, treehouses, unbreakable, ussr, war against germany, war against japan, war in the pacific, world war 2, world war 2 japan, world war ii, world war ii causes, zamperini No Comments » August 17th, 2010 maxlance1 It’s easy to knock any book that becomes one of the most popular in the country because America doesn’t read. Since we would rather do anything but pick up a book, this would mean that any book that appeals to millions of people must be catering to retarded people. So for the same reason I [...]
Posted in books, entertainment, Movies, race Tags: 2009, abuse, amc, casting, crime, critcism, critique, dragon tattoo, dragon tattoo review, dragon tattoo spoof, dragon tattoos, girl who played with fire, girl with dragon tattoo actress, girl with the dragon tattoo, girl with the dragon tattoo movie, girl with the dragon tattoo review, harassment, harrassment, movie times, muppets, nightmare on elm street, notes, problem with dragon tattoo, rape, regal, review, reviews, rooney mara, seventh seal, sexual harassment, show times, showtimes, stieg larsson, swedish books, swedish chef, swedish literature, swedish movies, tato, tatoo, tatto, tattoo, tattoos, youth in revolt No Comments » April 15th, 2010 maxlance1 When our country is currently shackled by two wars being fought against a shadowy enemy, it’s nice to have a miniseries that takes us back to the classic days of being allowed to be obligatorily racist against specific groups of people. The Pacific, HBO’s ten-part miniseries about the Japanese theater of World War Two, harkens [...]
Posted in entertainment, race, television, travel, war Tags: afghanistan, afghanistan war, army, asians, black people, gulf war, hbo miniseries, hbo racist, hbo shows, hbo tv shows, hispanics, Iraq War, islam, japan, japanese people, japs, marines, military, pacific, pacific theater, pacific war, race, racism, sunni, the pacific, the pacific hbo, the pacific miniseries, the pacific miniseries hbo, the pacific miniseries racist, the pacific racist, war against japan, white people, world war 2, world war two No Comments »
Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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