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No Comments »The Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Groups Make It Really Hard to Be Politically Correct With Your Racism
July 5th, 2011 maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
Posted in America, language, los angeles, new york, Politics, race, travel, war Tags: accurate racism, american extremists, american racism, arabs, asians, chinese, cultural differences, cultures, damascus, difference between muslim and arab, difference between muslim and sikh, england racism, extremism, extremists, hindus, incorrect racism, indians, indians and sikhs, Iraq, japanese, koreans, kurdistan, kurds, middle east, middle east cultures, middle east religions, minorities, muslim extremists, muslim racism, muslims, pakistanis, politcal correctness, politcally correct racism, politcally correct racists, race, racism, racist tea partiers, racist tea party, religion, sikhs, syria, terrorism, terrorists No Comments »Hey, Desktop-Computer-In-Starbucks Guy, You Are An Asshole
June 9th, 2011 maxlance1 There is actually a part of me that understands where you’re coming from. I’m unemployed. I recently graduated school. I work freelance and I don’t want to sit in my apartment all day. But taking your desktop computer into a coffee shop is going to ruin things for everyone. How much of an asshole do [...]
Posted in About Max, Jobs and Money, los angeles, money, new york, work, writing Tags: asshole in coffee shop, coffee shop hipster, desktop computer in starbucks, desktop in cafe, desktop versus laptop, dislike strangers, douche bag, douche bags, echo park, full computer in cafe, full computer in coffee shop, full computer in starbucks, hating strangers, hipster cafe, hipster coffee shop, hipsters, hipter, hollywood starbucks, homeless coffee shop, insomnia cafe, intelligensia, los feliz, netbook, overheard cafe, overheard coffee shop, overheard in new york, psychobabble cafe, silverlake, strangers I hate, susina bakery, the spot cafe, williamsburg, world of warcraft No Comments »At Least The U.S. Postal Service Didn’t Release Stamps With Those Street Corner Statue Of Liberty Salespeople
April 22nd, 2011 maxlance1 Last week the United States Postal Service announced they mistakenly put the wrong Statue of Liberty on their stamps. Intending to issue a new series of Forever stamps with Lady Liberty, they accidentally took a photo from the archive of the Statue of Liberty at the New York, New York Hotel and Casino in Las [...]
Posted in America, new york, news Tags: america, costumes, funny, hotel and casino, jokes, lady liberty, liberty, new york city statue of liberty, new york hotel and casino, new york new york, stamp collections, stamp collectors, stamp error, stamps, statue of liberty, statue of liberty costume, statue of liberty costumes, statue of liberty mistake, statue of liberty sales person, statue of liberty salesman, statue of liberty stamp error, street corner statue of liberty, usps stamp statue of liberty, usps statue of liberty stamp mistake, usps wrong statue of liberty, wrong statue of liberty No Comments »Things I Miss About New York: Racing to Read the End of the Chapter Before the Subway Doors Open at My Stop
November 12th, 2010 maxlance1 This shouldn’t be a nostalgia day. It’s a perfect seventy degrees in the Southland while NYC is getting knocked with those freezing water rain pelts (I think there is another word for this). I was just thinking about how all the fun has been taken out of reading ever since I moved west. This is [...]
Posted in books, los angeles, new york Tags: best new york books, books, books on subway, california, driving subways, east coast, freedom, l.a., look smart on subway, los angeles, los angeles bus, metro, national book award, new york, new york city, new york subway, new york vs. los angeles, ny vs la, nyc, nyc vs la, race train doors, racing subway doors books, racing subways, read books on subway, read on subway, read on train, reading, reading on subway, reading on train, subway, subway riding, west coasting No Comments »I Suck At Dating In L.A. For The Same Reason That Finches on Each Galapagos Island Have Different Beaks
August 20th, 2010 maxlance1 After three years of living in Los Angeles, it’s become obvious that all the genetic dispositions and traits I adapted to thrive in New York’s dating scene are completely useless when dating in Los Angeles. As an east coast sarcastic Jew, I was clearly bred with the ability to pass on my DNA in environments [...]
Posted in Dating, Favorites, los angeles, new york, relationships, Science Tags: bad first dates, crazy dates, crazy girls, darwin, darwin dates, darwin theory on relationships, darwinism, darwinism for dating, dating, dating advice, dating in la, dating in los angeles, dating in new york, dating tips, evolution, evolution explained, finch, finches, finches explained, first dates, galapagos, galapagos island vacation, galapagos islands, galapagos turtle, intelligent design, jdate, jewish dating, jewish girls, jewish guys, jews, judaism, los angeles, origin of species, origin of species explained, sex, sex advice, theory of evolution No Comments »Do Foreign Umbrella Salesmen in New York Always Yell At You Because They Don’t Have a Word for Umbrella?
January 18th, 2010 maxlance1 Whenever it rains in New York, the street vendors come out in full force to hawk umbrellas, but I could never figure out why they were more aggressive with their sales pitch than any other person along Times Square. The knockoff wallet dude is always chill, sitting along the sidewalk playing dominoes with cell phone [...]
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Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.