March 29th, 2011 
maxlance1 First was the infamous e-mail circulated by Kappa Sig members detailing sorority girls they’ve slept with. Then there was this week’s new definition of public display of affection – sex on a campus building roof in broad daylight. USC has recently taken part in a massive overhaul of BYU’s honor code. This isn’t to begin [...]
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No Comments » December 7th, 2010 maxlance1 The Bridge to Nowhere is located in Azusa, California. In the 1930s, someone thought it would be a good idea to build a road in the middle of a mountain range that would forever be uninhabitable. This was before Sim City. When they hit a giant dip over a river, they built a beautiful arch [...]
Posted in hiking, los angeles, travel, Viral Videos Tags: abandoned bridge, azusa, best hikes los angeles, best hiking in los angeles, bridge to nowhere, bridge to nowhere azusa, bridge to nowhere bungee, bridge to nowhere bungee jump, bridge to nowhere bungee jumping, bridge to nowhere bunjee, bridge to nowhere california, bridge to nowhere hike, bridge to nowhere los angeles, bridge to nowhere video, bridges, cool bridges, empty bridge, funny videos, hike bridge to nowhere, la hiking, los angeles hikes, los angeles hiking, los angeles hiking videos, max lance hiking videos, max lance videos, san gabriel mountain hike, san gabriel mountains, san gabriels, travel videos No Comments » November 12th, 2010 maxlance1 This shouldn’t be a nostalgia day. It’s a perfect seventy degrees in the Southland while NYC is getting knocked with those freezing water rain pelts (I think there is another word for this). I was just thinking about how all the fun has been taken out of reading ever since I moved west. This is [...]
Posted in books, los angeles, new york Tags: best new york books, books, books on subway, california, driving subways, east coast, freedom, l.a., look smart on subway, los angeles, los angeles bus, metro, national book award, new york, new york city, new york subway, new york vs. los angeles, ny vs la, nyc, nyc vs la, race train doors, racing subway doors books, racing subways, read books on subway, read on subway, read on train, reading, reading on subway, reading on train, subway, subway riding, west coasting No Comments » August 20th, 2010 maxlance1 After three years of living in Los Angeles, it’s become obvious that all the genetic dispositions and traits I adapted to thrive in New York’s dating scene are completely useless when dating in Los Angeles. As an east coast sarcastic Jew, I was clearly bred with the ability to pass on my DNA in environments [...]
Posted in Dating, Favorites, los angeles, new york, relationships, Science Tags: bad first dates, crazy dates, crazy girls, darwin, darwin dates, darwin theory on relationships, darwinism, darwinism for dating, dating, dating advice, dating in la, dating in los angeles, dating in new york, dating tips, evolution, evolution explained, finch, finches, finches explained, first dates, galapagos, galapagos island vacation, galapagos islands, galapagos turtle, intelligent design, jdate, jewish dating, jewish girls, jewish guys, jews, judaism, los angeles, origin of species, origin of species explained, sex, sex advice, theory of evolution No Comments » August 2nd, 2010 maxlance1 Mount San Antonio (better known as Mount Baldy) at 10,068 feet is the highest point in Los Angeles County and the third-tallest mountain in Southern California. Pretty easy to find, with well-marked trails, take the 210 to Mount Baldy Road and keep going up. There are three trails to the top, and we took the [...]
Posted in hiking, los angeles, sports, travel, Viral Videos Tags: baldy, baldy tips, baldy video, best hikes in los angeles, funny hiking videos, hike mt baldy, hiking videos, how to hike mount baldy, mount baldy, mount baldy map, mount baldy trail map, mount baldy trails, mount baldy video, mount san antonio, mount san antonio trails, mt baldy, mt baldy video, mt san antonio, san antonio tips, san gabriel mountain range, san gabriel mountains, snow on mount baldy, tough los angeles hikes, trail guide, video, videos No Comments » July 1st, 2010 maxlance1 This trip was back in November. About a six hour drive from Los Angeles. I-15 towards Vegas, route 127, then 178 into the park. Stopped by Badwater Salt Flats, the lowest point in the Western Hemisphere. Then around Artists Palatte (purty rocks) and up to Dante’s View, which looks down on the whole valley. Camped [...]
Posted in los angeles, travel, Viral Videos Tags: badwater, badwater basin, dante's peak, dante's view, day trips, death valley, death valley camping, death valley guide, death valley national park, death valley tour, death valley video, desert, desert trips, deserts, exploration, explore death valley, furnace creek, las vegas, lawrence of arabia, los angeles, national parks, sand dunes, tour death valley, tours, travel, where to go in death valley No Comments » June 10th, 2010 maxlance1 Posted in los angeles, Soccer, sports, technology, work Tags: act sober at work, alcoholics, auto-reply e-mail, drinking, drinking at the office, drunk at work, drunk e-mail auto-reply, drunk for the world cup at work, drunk in the office, funny e-mails, john terry, los angeles, office beers, office drinking, oguchi onyewu, rio ferdinand, ronaldo, sober at work, soccer, soccer bars, soccer before work, soccer drinking, steven gerrard, support groups, usa soccer, usa soccer world cup, usa-england, wasted in the office, wayne rooney, where to watch the world cup, world cup, world cup 2010, world cup drinking, world cup fans No Comments » May 24th, 2010 maxlance1 Mount Wilson is located near Sierra Madre and is a grueling fifteen mile hike to the observatory, which affords stunning views of the San Gabriels and downtown Los Angeles. Todd and I climbed it while making dick jokes. Here’s the hike: To get to the trailhead, take the 210 freeway to Baldwin Ave. in Sierra [...]
Posted in hiking, los angeles, travel, Viral Videos Tags: best hikes los angeles, funny hiking videos, hike mount wilson, hiking trails, hiking videos, local hiker, los angeles hikes, los angeles hiking trails, mount wilson, mount wilson los angeles, mount wilson observatory, mount wilson pasadena, mount wilson trail, mount wilson trail video, mount wilson video, mt wilson, mt wilson observatory, mt wilson trail, san gabriel mountain hikes, san gabriels No Comments » May 24th, 2010 maxlance1 Despite the fact that Los Angeles doesn’t have anything by way of seasons, it appears that there are three or four months where it only drops ten degrees at night instead of the usual forty. During these months, which northerners call “Summer,” you can find some outdoor movies around Los Angeles. Here are the 2010 [...]
Posted in entertainment, los angeles, Movies Tags: 2010 movie nights los angeles, cemetery movies, cemetery screenings, century city outdoor movies, cinema, cinespia, cinespia movies, citywalk outdoor movies, hollywood forever movies, hollywood movies outdoors, los angeles movie nights, los angeles outdoor cinema, los angeles outdoor movie nights, los angeles outside movies, movies, movies outside, old pasadena film festival, outdoor movies, outdoor movies 2010, outdoor movies by the pool, outdoor movies los angeles, santa monica outdoor movies, santa monica pier movies, santa monica pier outdoor movies, universal citywalk outdoor movies, w hotel outdoor movies, wet bar outdoor movies 1 Comment » May 6th, 2010 maxlance1 5. Chandler Boulevard One of the newest bicycle right-of-ways in the city, this stretches across nearly the entire valley floor from one side of boring, ghetto suburbia to the other. There’s not a lot of sun cover, which makes the Chandler path useless from May through October, and you have to stop frequently at intersections, [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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