March 15th, 2012 
maxlance1 I know we visit nature to escape the trappings of work and city life. We want to get away from crowds and people, have time to ourselves, rejuvenate and embrace the silence of a beaten trail. We take a day trip to spot wild animals, see the desert in bloom, photograph spectacular views and hike [...]
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No Comments » February 28th, 2012 maxlance1 Friday March 9, 2012 8 p.m. Elderberries Cafe, 7564 W Sunset (near Curson in Hollywood). $5 cover plus $5 food/drink minimum Tuesday March 20, 2012 8 p.m. Ha Ha Cafe Comedy Club, 5010 Lankershim Blvd. (North Hollywood) No cover charge, 2 drink minimum Saturday March 24, 2012 9.30 p.m. Magic Bag, Little Modern Theater, 6476 [...]
Posted in About Max, los angeles, Stand-up, work, writing Tags: comedy, dates, live shows, max lance, max lance stand up comedy shows, performances, stand-up, stand-up comedy No Comments » September 30th, 2011 maxlance1 It has been nearly a month straight that a desperate and horny feline has found its way to the ledge outside my apartment on a nightly basis. With her furry rump stuck firmly in the air, she mewls as loud as possible to beg to get laid by anything that might happen to walk by. [...]
Posted in Animals, los angeles Tags: animal control, animal in heat, annoying animals, annoying cats, cat, cat in heat, cat meow, cat on ledge, cat on wall, cats, climbing brick wall, climbing wall, get a cat to be quiet, horny cat, horny pussy cat, how to get a cat in heat to be quiet, how to get a cat in heat to shut up, loud cats, loud pussy cat, moaning cat, neuter, peta, pussy, pussy cat, quiet cat, spay, spider man, spiderman, stop meowing, wailing cat, what to do about a cat in heat, whining cat No Comments » August 23rd, 2011 maxlance1 Living near the intersection of Sunset and La Brea in Hollywood sort of feels like living in a freshman year college dorm. Whoever was there before you was like, “This place was already fucked.” Everyone just drove across the country to chase their dreams just to find that the neighborhood of Hollywood is one strip [...]
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July 19th, 2011 maxlance1 Crazy Girls, my first book about nightmare dates, was number one on the Amazon Kindle Singles Bestsellers List.
Posted in About Max, books, Dating, entertainment, Featured, girls, los angeles, new york, relationships, Sex, writing Tags: amazon kindle, amazon kindle singles, bad dates book, book about bad dates, books about bad dates, books about dating, crazy girls, crazy girls book, crazy girls e-book, crazy girls kindle, crazy girls kindle singles, crazy girls max lance, e-book, funny dates book, funny dating stories book, kindle bestsellers, kindle singles, kindle singles bestsellers, kindle singles max lance, max lance, max lance book, max lance e-book, nightmare date stories, nightmare dates, sex stories book, terrible dates No Comments » July 5th, 2011 maxlance1 In the 1970s there were three television channels: CBS, NBC and ABC. If you had a show on the air, take an average episode of M*A*S*H for example, you would pull in a bare minimum of twenty million viewers. There weren’t a lot of choices and nobody cared. People didn’t pine for a thousand channels [...]
Posted in America, language, los angeles, new york, Politics, race, travel, war Tags: accurate racism, american extremists, american racism, arabs, asians, chinese, cultural differences, cultures, damascus, difference between muslim and arab, difference between muslim and sikh, england racism, extremism, extremists, hindus, incorrect racism, indians, indians and sikhs, Iraq, japanese, koreans, kurdistan, kurds, middle east, middle east cultures, middle east religions, minorities, muslim extremists, muslim racism, muslims, pakistanis, politcal correctness, politcally correct racism, politcally correct racists, race, racism, racist tea partiers, racist tea party, religion, sikhs, syria, terrorism, terrorists No Comments » June 9th, 2011 maxlance1 There is actually a part of me that understands where you’re coming from. I’m unemployed. I recently graduated school. I work freelance and I don’t want to sit in my apartment all day. But taking your desktop computer into a coffee shop is going to ruin things for everyone. How much of an asshole do [...]
Posted in About Max, Jobs and Money, los angeles, money, new york, work, writing Tags: asshole in coffee shop, coffee shop hipster, desktop computer in starbucks, desktop in cafe, desktop versus laptop, dislike strangers, douche bag, douche bags, echo park, full computer in cafe, full computer in coffee shop, full computer in starbucks, hating strangers, hipster cafe, hipster coffee shop, hipsters, hipter, hollywood starbucks, homeless coffee shop, insomnia cafe, intelligensia, los feliz, netbook, overheard cafe, overheard coffee shop, overheard in new york, psychobabble cafe, silverlake, strangers I hate, susina bakery, the spot cafe, williamsburg, world of warcraft No Comments » May 12th, 2011 maxlance1 2011 Outdoor Movies in Los Angeles. Click on the marker for that location’s schedule, also printed in text below. More locations and films are announced throughout the summer. View 2011 Outdoor Movies Los Angeles in a larger map Cinespia – Cemetery Screenings at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery http://cinespia.org/ May 14 – Cat on a Hot [...]
Posted in Dating, entertainment, los angeles, Movies, travel Tags: 2011, 2011 outdoor movie guide, abba hollywood bowl tickets, cemetary movies, cemetary screenings, cemetery movies, cemetery screenings, century city mall movies, cinespia, cinespia outdoor movies screenings, exposition park movies, hollywood forever movies, los angeles, los angeles outdoor movies, los angeles outdoor movies 2011, mamma mia outdoor movie, mamma mia sing-along, movies in the cemetery, movies on the terrace, movies under the stars, outdoor cinema and food fest, outdoor movies, outdoor movies and food fest, outdoor movies los angeles, outdoor movies los angeles 2011, outside movie screenings, outside movies, outside movies century city, santa monica pier movies, santa monica pier outdoor movies, sixteen candles outside, things to do in los angeles, universal city walk outdoor movies, win abba hollywood bowl tickets No Comments » April 29th, 2011 maxlance1 I noticed recently that the Los Angeles bus and subway system has instituted the “If you see something, say something” campaign to keep citizens alert of suspicious activity. Am I the only wondering what kind of a pathetic terrorist would take out his attack on the Los Angeles Metro? For starters, what is the point [...]
Posted in America, los angeles, travel, work Tags: alvarado park, aqua line, beverly hills, cafe, coffee, demographics la subway, dodger stadium, driving, expo line, exposition line, if you see something say something, if you see something say something signs, inteligencia, intelligencia, intelligensia, l.a., L.A. Metro, LA Metro, la public transit, la subway mexicans, LA vs NY, lakers, los angeles, Los Angeles metro, los angeles public transportation, los angeles public transportation jokes, los angeles subway, Los Angeles vs New York, metro bus, metro demographics, metro rail, metro ridership, metro transporation, see something say something, vegan, white people on the la subway No Comments » April 16th, 2011 maxlance1 Facing an array of failure on the cusp of my college graduation and impending one-hundred-and-twenty-thousand dollars of student loan debt at the age of twenty-six, my life options have never been more clear. Through a detailed analysis of employment potential, career prospects and quality-of-life projections, the only thing I have going for myself at the [...]
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Crazy Girls, the number one bestseller on the Amazon Kindle Singles, is available for download from Amazon. Pills, drugs, alcohol, religious nuts, depression, cheating and the NYPD; comedian and writer Max Lance recounts his worst nights from the New York City dating scene. DOWNLOAD HERE
Max Lance is a writer, producer and performer. He was nominated for a Student Emmy, Humanitas Fellowship and was a finalist for the Page Screenplay Award. He writes features, TV and syndicates his blog while hosting the travel show The Trip Next Door and working at Chernin Entertainment. A New York City native, Max graduated the USC film school and now lives in Los Angeles.
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